StefNotSteph

@KilmartinCastle being featured in @nytimestravel is something I will never forget. Thank you so much! Just need to get my hands on a copy now! nytimes.com/interactive/20…

He would make my day if he took a teeny weeny percentage of his massive wealth and supported the animal charities in the UAE run by expats. There’s only one reason he doesn’t. He doesn’t care.

Trump’s little ambassadors. All day long. Standing up for the draft dodger who said our forces avoided the front line. Campaigning on grooming gangs while ignoring the rape claims against Trump. Taking top dollar to slag off the UK at every turn. If that is patriotism I’d love to know what treason looks like.

I've waited seven years for this moment. "There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad." George Orwell, 1984

@rickygervais We have a small castle with no stage but a community that are crying out for some comedy 🏰 Come on over!

I'm thinking of doing some new material nights outside London this time. I might come to your town. (If your town has a nice theatre next to a 5 star hotel with a tennis court and helipad) Any suggestions?

Don't know if I have many followers who are Labour members in this constituency but I'd strongly recommend Becky - she'd be an excellent MP. (This is Rees-Mogg's seat)

@fliceverett Or as well

When you think about it, it's quite weird to celebrate on New Year's Eve. We should start Jan 1st with a champagne breakfast instead.

The matching pj’s, the stylised ‘my kids are so humble’ pics for Instagram, the consumerism, the turkey no one really likes. What am I missing?! It’s also the day of the year I’m most grateful to not have pushed another human out of my vagina.

OK, I’m just going to say it. I’m not sure Christmas is all that!

Thought I’d beaten the jet lag then realised I’ve just made dinner at 11.30pm.

We shot them because we thought they were Palestinian civilians under a flag of truce

You’ve changed. You used to care so much about what actors said that the paper you edited hacked Nigel Havers phone for years while his wife was dying of cancer.

This is the most brilliant thing 😊

The number of children being killed in Gaza is unprecedented. Fewer children were killed in Iraq in 14 years of war (2008- 2022) than in one single month in Gaza. The civilian death toll is significantly higher than in all the conflicts around the world during the C20th. Ceasefire now!

So I’m in Mexico waiting in our room for Simon to finish a massage when I hear gunshots. There’s a party across the back apparently. I know this after hiding in the bathroom for 4mins, then sneaking along the hallway & running to reception to ask what the noise just was. FFS!

Downing Street says Suella Braverman, not Rishi Sunak, signed off on extra £100m payment to Rwanda 👇🏼 theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/d…

If 1% of my followers RT this, that's a lot more people (maths) who will see my glorious WW2 #Manchester- set cosy crime novels, and if 1% of them buy it, I'll sell... some copies. (More maths). Think of it as your Christmas gift to me. Thank you! amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0C…

Almost one year away…

BREAKING @UNICEF report today on child poverty in 39 countries in 2014-2021. UK has seen HIGHEST INCREASE in children living in poverty in all countries at almost 20%. Most countries decreased their numbers. Tories only care for themselves. Report unicef.org/globalinsight/…

In Jan I need to apply for Simon’s Indefinite Leave to Remain. Wondering if this will affect that process! It’s cost us around £16-18k to get to where we are at the moment. Can we just have a general election and get rid of these racist and morally corrupt politicians?

ITV is helping Nigel Farage screenwash his reputation. We’ve been to their HQ to tell them who he really is. Watch the vid and the full biopic