sword coast steve austin 2

PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN

Is it vegan to kill a giant spider in dungeons and dragons

Just got mad bc I know a coworker is going to show me that ‘making a pizza during a gig’ video any second now

It should be a crime to cancel plans w me after I’ve already done my hair

MYSTERIO PUSSY ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

On this day I ended up just asking this second guy what the deal was and if he was mad at me for something and he just kinda brushed it off and said I was good but then today I said what’s up to him and he said ‘u know what, I respect u’ I won

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

This lady just got mad at me bc someone else dropped one of walkie talkies in their car yesterday and it scared them when they found it

What do u mean there’s a ‘butt wrestling’ that’s MY gimmick

just bit into what i thought was a normal slice of supreme pizza and found a layer of extra pineapple hidden under the cheese im gonna lose it

A cat or dog resting its head on u gotta be like one of the top 3 best feelings in the world i think

Would

Took this photo from a public bathroom with two stalls and no locks possibly the worst bathroom I’ve ever been in

Went on a date last night and a random guy came up to talk to me and my date at the bar but I think he saw my long hair from the back and thought he was about to hit on two girls bc when I turned towards him he just dapped me up and left

Can someone just take a brick and smash it on my head thanks

Going to Hr bc the vending machine took my quarters but didn’t drop my chips

almost forgot to post March 5x5 oop