John Engaas

@lolurnext Journalist og komiker.

Hvordan får man seg til å mene at den 30 år gammle Gaute er en ungdomspolitiker? nrk.no/norge/slar-ala…

@tonyrigatonee So in Mumbai it's not enough to watch where you're walking, you also have to watch out for feces from above. Oh my God.

They are finding funnier and funnier ways to die

@esjesjesj Death penalty... a cruel and unusual life sentence would have been better.

He *deserves* to die but killing people is wrong. It’s that simple. The point of being against the death penalty is for when the person deserves it. It’s easy to be against it for when someone doesn’t deserve it.

@alphafox The Cybertruck was invented in Africa.

The Cybertruck looks a lot different in person:

Lmaooooo

Anytime a Democrat says they don’t know what a woman is, they’re lying. I know they’re lying because I’ve been in the Senate 14 years, and Joe Biden never sniffed Chuck Schumer’s hair.

@GioBruno1600 Bill won't either. Nobody will. Even the plastic one gets limpy.

Why is Hillary always ANGRY ❓

@Bardar11 Ooooh, så det var defor det gikk til Helvete...

Yeah. Denne holdt seg bra. Haha. Bare synd denne sekten koster oss og våre barn alt vi har kjært.

@NotFarLeftAtAll A pickaxe and a pile of large rocks.

It’s Tony Blair’s 73'° birthday. What present would you give him?

@drag0nmaster17 @NobodymrRobert If that thing bites, I'd be more concerned about other things. I have 10 fingers but only one penis.

@NobodymrRobert Watch Your Fingers

Is there a name for this.

@NobodymrRobert @TedGado @Gitmo99 Not even with duct tape.

@TedGado @Gitmo99 But can it be fixed.

@petteruspanus Bare tull.

🚨Soleklart flertall for et ETISK oljefond Undersøkelse: 73 prosent av nordmenn svarer i en undersøkelse at de heller ser at oljefondet tjener litt mindre penger dersom det bidrar til å unngå menneskerettsbrudd. Dette viser at de fleste nordmenn har høy moral, tenker på andre, og ikke bare er opptatt av penger 💕 #moral #rettferdighet #oljefondet vl.no/nyheter/unders…

@RealSamMelia I can see that there is one, and I won't say who because I'm being polite, who doesn't know how to dress! Tsk tsk tsk.

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@ToreRasm De er her for å starte opp en learing senter kjede.

Hvorfor er det somaliere i Norge?

@BowesChay I don't care about her message, I just want to take a sledge hammer and hit that clock really hard. Kind of like a Wile E Coyote. Boing!!! That's all folks

Performance artist Florentine Holzinger as a bell clapper in Austria's pavilion at the Venice Biennale. What do you think is the message here?

@HowieHedde At Ap er det nest største parti blant nordmenn er ikke et valid argument for å avfeie at de har pedofile utfordringer og et betydelig Epstein problem blant flere av sine ledere, medlemmer og sympatisører.

1/ At Frp er det nest største partiet blant innvandrere er ikke et valid argument for å avfeie at de har rasistiske utfordringer blant flere av sine medlemmer og sympatisører.

@Sargon_of_Akkad The real anti-Semites here are his parents. Which made him look like an anti-Semitic Nazi caricature. They shouldn't have proliferated.

Okay, I'll bite: are cartoonists simply not allowed to caricature Zack Polanski because he's Jewish? All of these pictures look recognisably like him, but they are also antisemitism? What does a caricature of Polanski look like that isn't antisemitic? Are there any examples?

@AntiLeftMemes When Eric Swalwell threatens to target someone, isn't that a rape threat?

Eric Swalwell announced he will TARGET and INVESTIGATE private citizens who work with Trump "when" Democrats win in 2026. What’s your response to him??

World War 11 🤣

@DagensDummeste De har ikke monopol på utdaterte holdninger og menneskesyn, vi har tross alt marxister fortsatt. Utrolig nok.

Hjemmesnekret hypotese: Grunnen til at de kristenkonservative på ytre høyre ikke ønsker innvandring fra muslimske land, er at de er redde for å miste monopolet på utdaterte holdninger og menneskesyn.