Open mic Mike🇺🇸

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸

@OpenmicMike3

I love to laugh and cut up, if you don’t then keep it pushing. I don’t spell to good but I can talk shit with the best of them, so take caution in your tone…

Your mom’s house Beigetreten Ekim 2022

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·32m

@Fact That could be why they’re poor…

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Fact@Fact·1h

A recent study found that poor kids are more likely to be generous than rich kids.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·37m

@lac4nothing Happy Sunday!!

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Lorrie ⚾️🥎✝️🐥🐰@lac4nothing·1h

GOOD MORNING! Happy Sunday! Let this SUNDAY be: A day to reflect, for all you have been blessed with. Let your joy be expressed. ❤️

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·49m

@chefsevenn Avocados…🤮

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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·2h

Name a food that you flat our refuse to eat.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·55m

@UNDEFEATED_BRO @RealHousewifeMi My man!! lol

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Hoang Lam (American/Freedom)💯🇺🇸@UNDEFEATED_BRO·12h

@RealHousewifeMi You're welcome

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RealHousewifeOfMichigan@RealHousewifeMi·1d

Just paid almost $4.00 a gallon for gas. #Winning #MAGA

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·1h

@d_forthe_win @TurnBuckl This TurnBuckl guy sure has a hot wife! Lucky guy

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Darrylinn 🇺🇸7️⃣❤️@d_forthe_win·2h

Happy birthday to the love of my life. @TurnBuckl my world is better because you were born.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·2h

I love how people talk shit about him and the only thing they’ve done in life is be a draw on society

Noah@NoahKingJr

Love him or hate him, no one else on earth is catching 440,000 lbs of falling metal

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·4h

More pro Iranian propaganda from a fucking commie…

Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen

Dear U.S. military personnel. Bombing Iranian power plants would almost certainly constitute a war crime. If Trump asks you to do it, call a lawyer. Do NOT obey his illegal orders!

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·5h

@TXzachTX They even have a mullet cooking championship

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Tex@TXzachTX·11h

Mullet - I’m told they eat these in Florida

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·12h

You’re a middle aged woman with fake breast, your thirst trap years are over….let go grandma.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·13h

@bbqfriend Not bad!

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BBQFriend@bbqfriend·14h

How to trim a brisket #bbq #bbqfriend #brisket #howto #brisketprep

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·14h

@BRH1776

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Brian🇺🇸@BRH1776·20h

Purty.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·15h

I’m not a huge fan of caviar but what we got tonight was actually pretty good.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·22h

@BRH1776 Very nice!

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Brian🇺🇸@BRH1776·23h

Pork ribs are done! Now for the chicken quarters.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·22h

@bywayoftexas If they’re still warm, 3 of them ain’t making the ride home lol

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DownSinceDay1@bywayoftexas·1d

If you go to HEB and don’t get these, yes you’re a psycho.

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Open mic Mike🇺🇸@OpenmicMike3·1d

@DefMomentsPod @PCSoonersFan You’re exactly right! Do the research instead of just thinking, orange man bad..

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Defining Moments@DefMomentsPod·1d

@OpenmicMike3 @PCSoonersFan Most people dont understand or fail to try to even understand this situation. Those moments of failure to understand defines them instead of them defining the moment.

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