Overheard In Manila

"You're voting for BBM for connections? Bitch you drive a Toyota." Overheard In Salcedo Village

"How do you like your water, still or sparkling?" "Service." Overheard In Makati

"Ba't tayo nagkita? Sinong pagchichismisan natin?" Overheard In Mandaluyong

"His art is for your office, not for your house. You don't want to wake up to that." Overheard at Art In the Park

"Ano 'to?" "Um, it's art." Overheard at Art In the Park

"Where's your husband?" "I ask that all the time." Overheard In Palawan

"Tangina you think *this* place has matcha? Of course not." Overheard In the Philippines

"How was the date?" "He came! And he came." Overheard In Makati

"Walang tumabi sa'kin sa bus kahit puno na. Pangit ba ako?" "Baka mabaho ka lang." Overheard In Manila

"Akala ko bading din siya, bobo lang pala." Overheard In QC

"Ang ganda ng view dito, parang hindi tayo naghihirap." Overheard In Ayala Center

"He didn't know he was gay at all. It's not that he wasn't out, he wasn't even in." Overheard In Taiwan

"Their wedding was so fun...ny." Overheard In Manila

"How do you like your steak?" "Very much!" Overheard In BGC

"Pickleball? You mean gay tennis?" Overheard In Manila

"Gender reveal? So tomboy pala siya?" Overheard In Manila

"Kids, what are the four seasons?" "That's a hotel!" Overheard In Nuvali

"Nandito na po tayo sa alligator farm!" "Ano pong nakikita dito?" "Butterfly po ma'am." Overheard In Palawan

"What a week." Overheard On Monday

"I tried my best. Naka two weeks na akong di naki orgy." Overheard In QC

"He's mean so I thought he was gay. Apparently he's just Christian." Overheard In Mandaluyong