paul fargher

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan I presume your account had been hacked @GaryLineker ...if not have a long look at yourself. PM is a vile waste of carbon.

Whether it’s a football manager, a television presenter or any profession for that matter, it’s always sad when someone loses their job. @piersmorgan is excellent at what he does and I’m sure he’ll be back on the telly soon.

@carolecadwalla I thought it was a horoscope reading #replacerusselgrant

OMG. I am dying. I am deceased. The greatest £63 I have ever spent.

@JNETTEKWAKYE A vile piece of carbon.....good riddance to PM see you next Tuesday

@harrismonkey Leepu come back all is forgiven

Short of a cock protruding from the bonnet, I’m not sure this could be much worse.

@Carpervert @LateBrakeShow No wuckin' furries !

Sad announcement: I'm sorry, but the @LateBrakeShow barn find video won't be going out tonight as planned. Apologies for getting your hopes up. It will go out tmr, I promise. And I reckon it will be worth the wait to see what's behind this door (and in the bushes next to it).

@Carpervert How many?

Have just found out how many complete Mk2 cars have been ordered off the back of my video. Amazing! youtu.be/GGko6uK-Fik

@LateBrakeShow @Carpervert Simple things please men. Garage, car, tools, tea, chocolate hobnobs.....oh warmth as well

Oh look at that smile. You’d think he was a cleaning product salesmen in this shot, but he bloody LOVES it. Collects car cleaning/treatment stuff at home (garage looks like a car-chemist). Some might say it’s weird (Mrs CP 🤬), but he’s a pig in s**t with it all. God love him.

@simon_reeve Simon followed you over many years, exceptional reportage Just finished watching Med series ; again. Wtf are we doing as a species? How do we start to change to a more sustainable equitable world? So sad 😥

@Carpervert Jonny boi hippie your having a great day, your work is getting better by the video. Keep up the exceptional work . VIVE LA TV REVOLUTION

Thanks to everyone for the kind birthday messages today. I've been for a skateboard and then treated the JDM cab to a pair of Japanese style metal numberplates from pressedplate.com . Not entirely road legal but... well...

@sniffpetrol @Carpervert Jonny boi, he won't listen, I too have friends that won't mod their vehicles so I can use them for my pleasure. Selfish I say !

It's Monday. It's new Smith and Sniff podcast time. This week, @Carpervert and I discuss American advert small print, the delights of spoken German, and dressing like you listen to The Levellers. Plus, you'll never guess what car I've bought. apple.co/3qLAcJ9

@sniffpetrol Oh my goodness... Northern Lunatic buys a Chelsea Tractor to drive around London from a guy who resides in Lancashire..you need your lumps feeling Porter

In tomorrow's Smith and Sniff podcast I reveal the new car I've bought so of course, in true influencer style, we've called the episode 'Bum-faced airship incident'.

@kylieminogue Yes ...I called for this at MEN ARENA Manchester....22 years ago you answered! Thanks for the shout out on Nation Radio Wales (uk)

La la la ...

@LateBrakeShow @Carpervert I'm back from a darkened room covered in black newsprint...but it was worth it. May even start work on my mk1 rally resto...just sat in my garage for 20 years..must get finger out!

@LateBrakeShow @Carpervert I've had to take a brake....too much goodness...will play the rest after my rub down with a damp Motoring News

It’s safe to say @Carpervert enjoyed this shoot...

@TheAnfieldWrap Hmmm....I wish for those halcyon days

The ball, the ball, they hardly touched the ball....🎶 When we played the shite on a Wednesday night and they hardly touched the ball 👇

@NickyboyFarrow Mr Su and Mrs Baru

Started doing research on engine & gearbox options for my air cooled Beetle. Whilst I’ve owned air cooled VW’s for more years than I like to remember, the engines and gearboxes & current best builders of them has slipped me by. In my day it was Stateside /John Maher, but who now?

@DiscoveryUK @mikebrewer @AntAnstead Max and paddy

Name this TV show (wrong answers only...) 📺 @mikebrewer @AntAnstead

@Carpervert Where's the "Escort" vid ?

I drove these two today. Admittedly the one on the right is my new longterm test car (more on that soon), the other is Audi's new EV flagship.

@Carpervert @CraigHughes666 Yikes that's a bit "urgent" Oakley prescription sunnys on standby

This has arrived at @CraigHughes666 (where my project Allegro interior is). I wonder what will happen now?

@BenCollinsStig were you in south Wales this morning in a blue BMW?