madeleine-ruth ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

good freakin morning

I LOVE YOU

holding cherries idk

@winterm00n_ leader of the conservative party & also a swarmy asshole

@PERIODPRIESTESS Is this guy a Canadian nazi or something

huge day for the worst people i know

@Adam_Pearson @clapifthisisBS he’s in the replies like

I was today years old when I learned that taking Peptides for 5 years made you an Academy member, award winning actor and Oscars attendee! You can tell a lot about a persons character by looking at who they’re willing to punch down towards - even in the name of comedy.

umm i like gifts amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

banana

@onitgoesx WHY DID IT DO THIS

yup

when it posts twice [gunshot noise]

@ItsYaBoyFundy yo same

@PERIODPRIESTESS I love banana

@ManicM0ths ?

@PERIODPRIESTESS it’s you, you’re the wrong person

the wrong person is gonna get their hands on this

@IsThisNikkiHeat @actingliketommy @bennyjohnson she has what people call “irish twins”. two babies born in the same year that aren’t twins. like that isn’t a flex :(

@PERIODPRIESTESS @actingliketommy @bennyjohnson People go crazy for that "2 under two". I couldn't do it 😅😬

Yo @bennyjohnson I can't stop thinking about you posting this... the insane 5 kids in 5 years... and what that did to your wife's body. How fucking brutal it is for a woman to give birth every year. You've been mute since the miscarriage. Do you think maybe it was too much?

@actingliketommy @bennyjohnson no it’s crazy, i talked to her about it and she literally told me it’s bc her piece of shit local “rapper” bf “could not wait” the 6 weeks recommended. she said the second day she was home after giving birth he was having sex w her. like it is actually sickening.

@PERIODPRIESTESS @bennyjohnson THAT IS INSANE BOSS

@DryCleanOnly99 this was in a thrift store

When you think you’ve seen it all at the adult toy shop…. Look what new marvels await 🤣

@actingliketommy @bennyjohnson she had two babies in one year.

@actingliketommy @bennyjohnson i am friends with a girl who had a baby, & weeks after she had that baby she was pregnant again. about a month later she announced her second pregnancy. the second baby came very early, was so sick, and it took a toll on the mother. all because her bf couldn’t wait. it was awful

@JayC1882 actual answer: i believe it’s for dental training

@PERIODPRIESTESS What's the point in this? Haha

@JayC1882 to make me uncomfortable idk