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Note to self to not drip out when traveling overseas 🤦🏻‍♂️ Customs was fun “Do you ride motorcycles?”

@tabcomau Is this still going this year????? 1 disposal off 1k payout today

We've all had a disposal leg fall one short... But now it doesn't matter! If your player misses by one disposal, we'll still pay out out as a winner! ✅ #AFL

Of course i get covid xmas eve 💀

94 Ghost could possibly be one of the greatest underground hip hop tracks ever made

My mother in law who is retired did not go visit her granddaughter in hospital when she was in there for 5 days and in ICU for 1 day. Am i being a cunt if i text her for being a cunt or is that cunt overload?

I can have the absolute worst day come home spin some records and feel 💯 again 🤷🏻‍♂️

Stop whinging about cost of living if you doing bare minimum

We won vanilla slice by 10 points. Ready for back to back on that one next year already. If I don’t die from working too much

The demographic of Insta followers to FB followers is crazy. I don’t want FB for business. Full of entitled Boomers who have shitty opinions and forget everyone else can see what they write

I now speak fluent Yapanese Yappers everywhere Tell your fav bakery to enter the competitions and watch them lose 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyone good with photoshop?? Will pay handsomely

If you know me well you know my cat Homer. He is nearly 18 and I’m worried it’s time to say goodbye. I pray to god nothing happens while Maggie is in hospital next week 🙏

@Nessa_Bee Council at Belair yesterday. There for 5 minutes coz he knows I know my shit. 5 star at both shops every god damn time

Stick your surveys and reviews sideways

@Nessa_Bee Ok. Found it. Dude complained about a photo of cooked sausage rolls with us making them. If he checked previous post he would have seen that this was for a media shoot. Deleted his comment coz it was stupid

Maggie in shower and I’m hearing Erykah Badu playing. My job here is done

@_Apexio_ Nope. Shits wack

@PIEGOD_ yo man same shit, anything to resolve?

So now my Instagram feed is purely ads and suggested pages. Says I’ve seen everyone’s post for last 3 days. No way cunts

Who the fuck picked our breakdancer for olympics. Surely some old school rocker got a look in

Stengle will be sent for drug testing by the @AFL right???