Paige (Taylor’s Version)

Why aren't corn mazes called maize mazes?

@LaurieHernandez is the realest for the vine reference during the gymnastics final 😂💀

Women are not obligated to give men anything in return for being treated like a human being.

@maddies_version My mom speaks to me this way too. Or she used to, as I blocked her a year ago. You aren’t alone, there’s nothing wrong with you. Her speaking to you this way is not about you.

good morning and happy easter from my mother 🥲

thinking about how abby and brittany had to pay 2 separate college tuitions but now their job only pays them 1 salary life is a scam

@ask_aubry If only his mom had gotten her period instead of him 😞

Girl, RUN!

@ThrowbackTaylor Or:

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. taylor could come out, sing twinkle twinkle little star on guitar, sit down and smash random keys on the keyboard, stand up, walk away, and stage dive, all without a single word, and i wouldn’t complain once. the developing levels of ungratefulness and entitlement in this fandom are truly concerning. she practiced those songs for YOU. she played them because she LOVES THEM and hoped you would to. this is not only incredibly rude and disrespectful of taylor, but you should be GRATEFUL you were there. YOU GOT TO ATTEND THE ERAS TOUR!! automatically, that makes you luckier than an abundance of swifties. if people can’t show gratitude, they shouldn’t talk about the show at all. they should be incredibly ashamed of themselves for acting this way.

@gagasfolklore That they love you. Cats release pheromones from their cheeks so they’re leaving their scent on you and your stuff 🥹

why does my cat rub his face on the corner of my phone

@ask_aubry I’ve been catcalled a few times in my life. Only as a child though—that somehow makes it a million times worse. Once I was in 6th grade wearing a softball uniform. What is h03y about that

I remember being cat-called when I was a child in my school uniform by adult men. But according to her I must have been asking for it because as a kid I was a h03. 🙄

@brianrobtsmith @shimmeringtay13 Also, do you have a quote from either of them saying they think tattoos are ridiculous? Don’t project now

@PLeland @shimmeringtay13 Pretty normal to think tattoos are ridiculous. Me. Taylor. Travis Kelce. Who is the weirdo?

Swifties with Taylor Swift tattoos, please could you comment photos of them?? I’m so desperate to get a Taylor inspired tattoo but I’ve got so many ideas and don’t know where to start 🫶🏻

@brianrobtsmith @shimmeringtay13 Definitely NOT the 40 year old man concerned with what a random 20 year old does to her body 😂

@brianrobtsmith @shimmeringtay13 I’m confused. Are you this girl’s father? Or just a weirdo?

@PLeland @shimmeringtay13 1. Tattoos are a sign of low class. 2. Most (not all) women have a man in their lives who care what she does to her body. It’s called a father.

@brianrobtsmith @shimmeringtay13 Imagine being a man and thinking your opinion of what a woman does with her body matters at all 😂

@shimmeringtay13 Taylor swift has no tattoos and the best thing you could possibly do is follow her example.

@toriswiftafboi I just replied referencing my writing degree that it’s completely correct. Based on other replies how much do you want to bet they’re going to tell me I’m wrong 😂

Im mad confused. This line has always made perfect sense to me and felt grammatically correct. I can’t imagine correcting Taylor swifts grammar 😭😭😭😭

@miloknowsplaces @justtakeemhome As someone with a literal degree in writing, you’re wrong. The grammar is correct. You can absolutely say “Aren’t you envious that for you, your karma is not a relaxing thought?””

@justtakeemhome omg i agree! but imagine if you said, "i’m envious that i'm not going to X eras tour shows." that makes no sense! you can't envy your own shortcomings--you can only envy another person's good qualities/possessions!

i love this song but … “karma's a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it's not?”

@helllojojo And they choose the photos from peak eating disorder like they’re doing something

200k likes on a tweet criticizing a woman’s body… we need to figure out a way to reproduce without men i’m serious