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Men are busy cracking “reverse sexism” as a joke to water down the recent atrocities. Ozoro Festival was just last week, you people are nothing but fools.

You can’t outspend a woman that’s in love, unless she no guide. “Babe,I saw this and you came to mind immediately,so I thought to get one for you” “Babe,remember that your white kaftan? I just got you a very fine purse to go with it” “Babe,please stay close to you phone…a rider is going to call you” “Babe,do you like Guinea fowl? I just placed an order for one to be delivered to you tomorrow” “Babe,do you like this wristwatch?” “I got you a customized jersey” Women dey spend, we’re not just as loud as guys😭😂

On a date, do you sit across from your date or sit next to your date?

Chelsea gets hit with a £10.7m fine for breaching Premier League financial rules in a period of 3 years, Manchester City still looks completely untouchable.

NEPA is dealing with Remote Workers at the moment! 😭😭

mikel arteta was never called up to play for the spain national team btw

🚨Emmanuel Adebayor believes Viktor Gyokeres must score another 10-12 PL goals if Arsenal are to win the league this season: 🗣️"This is the time we need a striker who can bring the league to the club. It’s him, if they are to win the league, he needs to score at least 10 more goals until the end of the season to win the league." "If he scores 10/12 goals this season, you can’t win the league with your top striker scoring just 10/12 goals.”

Oya nau, since Simi wants me to spill out , I will. You and I knew that your best guy was Falz. You wanted to marry Falz so badd. All the nàsty things you did with Falz, you've not done half of them with your husband. AG. Why did you not marry Falz? Because you weren't a good wife màterial and his family had strong hands in the judiciary. Your family couldn't take it cos they knew you had bad character, they knew you might go violent on falz One day and the Lawyers in his family will deall with you and send you pàcking. Your mom had to tell you to go with the one who loved you more and who you could control more. Knowing you're a gold Diggerr, nothing in this life could make you go for someone who was SS. You know. But you resorted to him cos he's the one you could control. You married him, still did things behind his back. On some days, you denied him Sèxx and he threatenèd to leave the house and never come back. He once told you he was gonna chèat on you if this continues. He made a promise never to cheat on you or be so intimate with any girl in any of his music videos. But it wasn't the same with you, most of the guys you did music with , toùched you in a reckless manner. And what did you tell them ? "He wouldn't do anything "Godd 💔