Pavan V. Parikh
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Pavan V. Parikh
@PVParikh
Husband of @BabycatcherSM. Dog-Father of Baloo. Human father of Rohan, Ishaan, and Jayan. Full-time @hamcoclerk & former USAR JA. Tweets are my own opinions
Cincinnati, OH Beigetreten Haziran 2011
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It feels like a quick recap of 2,000 years of history crammed into a few weeks:
- The Pope and the King are squabbling
- Persia is fighting its existential war
- (New) Rome has a mad king
- There’s a naval blockade
- There’s bloodshed around Jerusalem
- The Ottomans are flexing
- Small Arab states are squabbling with
each other
- Hungary has just overthrown its ruler
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YOU LEFT 509 YEARS AGO YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL ANYMORE
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Cleveland is the westernmost city on the east coast. Columbus is the easternmost city in the Midwest. Cincinnati is the northernmost city of the south. Michigan tried to kidnap Toledo but we said NO.
Andrew Anderson@uscfan981
Say something nice about Ohio.
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Every team that plays the White Sox this season should run this promo for their team for that series and then the Vatican could sell a complete set for a bazillion dollars and people would buy them.
Thomas C. Bowen@thomascbowen
This is the greatest @MLB promotion any team has ever done. Period. Do you all realize how extraordinary it is that millennia of Catholicism and centuries of organized sports came together to produce this moment?
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Yes. His name is Joe Biden.
SubRosa )✿( Magick @subrosamagick.bsky.social@SubRosaMagick
Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel
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I really love Cincinnati sticks to slop. No need to pretend you’re something you’re not. They slop it up and keep it moving. It’s honorable
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids
All these teams out here posting their new fancy food items at the ballpark and Cincinnati be like we’re just gonna do us 😂
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We’ve travelled internationally with kids a decent amount but something weird happened today that was a first: the airline said we couldn’t pick up the gate checked stroller on the jet bridge and had to wait for it at the baggage claim. Since when has this been a rule?
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Best line of the article for war college types: “Right now, there are 13-year-old kids about to invade Kamchatka in their first-ever game of Risk that look like Carl von Clausewitz compared to Trump.”
newrepublic.com/post/207989/tr…
The New Republic@newrepublic
Imagine if the dumbest person in the world and humanity’s biggest asshole were the same person, and that guy was president. Then imagine he started a war with Iran. Now check the news. One look, and here’s what you should be thinking: “Yep, that tracks.” trib.al/tVybv2q
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Highly recommend taking a moment to turn the world off and just listen to the waves.
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Our family just got mistaken for Canadians by Canadians at this resort in Mexico because we had manners. Let’s do better, America.
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Ohio is all like:
72 degrees and sunny
Snow storm
Meteor strike
All in 48 hours.
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A beautiful, perfect thing: The 2026 men's NCAA Tournament bracket WITH tip times, TV channels and all tournament sites included. Mandatory inventory.
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'Sausage mcmuffins' because sausage is the TYPE of mcmuffin.
In 'attorneys general,' 'attorneys' is the noun being modified.
Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood
two sausage mcmuffins with egg. Or is it two sausages mcmuffin like ‘attorneys general? please just pull forward sir
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@KeraRolsen Ok, I’m only accepting this as the worst from a current FGO, because SECDEF was a FGO and, well…
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I read this and now you have to as well
I have never in my life seen something so tone deaf from an FGO before and that’s saying a lot
ausa.org/articles/offic…
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This is huge news
Jimmy Hoover@JimmyHooverDC
SCOOP: Judiciary OKs new Supreme Court defender office to help represent indigent defendants at #SCOTUS. Its full-time director will serve as counterweight to the U.S. solicitor general in federal criminal cases. The first will be former Kagan clerk and SG atty Ashley Robertson.
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So it’s not just Cincy and St. Louis, then?
Farrah Yvette@farrah_yvette
For my friends not from New Orleans, high school is a big deal here. No matter how old you are, people will ask where you graduated. It’s an indicator of what part of the city you are from, where you were raised, and if you have a mutual friend. It says so much about you.
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