The sparkz ⚡️

There’s a sweet spot between delayed gratification and enjoying your 20s/30s because you’d never be this young again. Make sure you find that spot.

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work and just stay home.

When your manager is on vacation, you enjoy it more than they do.

iced coffee really puts you in the mood for anything. need to run errands? drink iced coffee. having a bad day? drink iced coffee. have chores to do? drink iced coffee. need to rob a bank? drink iced coffee. wanna conquer the world? drink iced coffee.

"If you weren't capable, the opportunity would have never come your way. You belong."

DO NOT TRUST HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON A MONDAY MORNING

Patient dey ask me why I’m using pink cannula for him instead of blue🫠🫠 He think say na gender reveal we dey do for here😭😭

@ifeaboyeji 🤣 this was me 2 years ago, I couldn’t believe that was my new life.

Yesterday was my first Monday after quitting the big 4 and I could not sleep. I was just restless finding what to do with my time 😂😂

That hour we lost yesterday? That's when I was going to file my taxes.

I can’t be a mom yet everything makes me cry lmfao

I don't understand the concept of not wanting to pay back debts. It's a character flaw I take very serious. You are just a horrible person. 🤷‍♂️

You watch your mouth about my birth month hoe

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

they should let my man leave work early on days i miss him a lot

the more you love someone, the sleepier you get around them

What if the inventor of umbrella wanted to call it "brella" but he hesitated?🤔

when he asks me 3 times what’s wrong and i say nothing so he gives up but i was gonna tell him the 4th time 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Premature twins are treated together in the same incubator and it's the most beautiful thing you'll see today.

Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦