⚜️McDuckets D. Jamar⚜️

It's not just SGA, it's the whole team 😂

True definition of YOLO

pls don’t eat my pussy good ima open my butt and make u eat that next😮‍💨

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE… 4.16.26.

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

Nolan McLean, 84mph Sweeper (22" of break) and 97mph Two Seamer (18" of run), Individual Pitches + Overlay. 40 inches of horizontal movement difference.

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.