PallasPyro 🔥
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🚨💣 Spain coach Luis de la Fuente: 😳❌
“In England, they consider David Raya the best goalkeeper in the world, and here in Spain nobody talks about him,” De la Fuente said.
De la Fuente: Raya “is NEVER going to get into the lineup once Unai Simón is there.”
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Olu laughing is killing me 😂😂😂😂
(Fan) Shedy🔰@FcbShedy
That moment bro realizes football has moved on without him… Only real ones know who this is 😭😭
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Como nos humilló este hijo de mil puta. Posiblemente el mejor jugador que vieron mis ojos en vivo.
Pala@PalaPR_
El mejor partido del fin de semana ñ.
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You go raise millions of dollars for Kurt Okraku and the black stars but you want healthcare workers to improvise and stabilize on the floor
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Fred came home from college one night in tears.
“Mom… am I adopted?”
“Of course not,” she said. “Why would you think that?”
Fred showed her his DNA test results — no matches to any relatives, but strong matches to a family on the other side of the city.
Shaken, she called her husband. “Honey… Fred took a DNA test, and… I don’t know how to say this… he might not be our son.”
“Yeah, obviously,” he replied.
“What do you mean, ‘obviously’?”
“It was your idea,” he said. “Remember that first night in the hospital? The baby wouldn’t stop screaming and crying. You told me to go change him.”
There was a long pause.
“Well,” he added, “I think I picked a good one.”
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Faking stats again now adding international assists for Olise while keeping Messi’s numbers as club only 😂 shameless
This is completely misleading. What even is this comparison?
Even if it’s meant to be club only for the season, the numbers should be either 30 vs 23 or 36 vs 27 never 30 vs 28
▪️ Opta assists
Messi 2011–12: 34
(Barcelona 30, Argentina 4)
Olise 2025–26: 24
(Bayern 23, France 1)
▪️ Non Opta assists
Messi 2011–12: 41
(Barcelona 36, Argentina 5)
Olise 2025–26: 29
(Bayern 27, France 2)
So they’re using Opta assists to downplay Messi while using non Opta assists to boost Olise?
Pick one clear standard and stick to it. Do proper research instead of pushing misleading stats. Records will eventually be broken no need to twist numbers to force the narrative
Olise’s totals include Bayern and France rebound assists and even assists to own goals while Messi’s are pure Opta and don’t even fully reflect his Argentina numbers that season 😂
Messi’s record will be beaten one day like all records but faking stats just to push it and farm engagement is embarrassing!
𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓@PSGINT_
Olise is having an All timer Playmaking season 🔥
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"horrendous take" una
Here is him butt ass naked thinking about messi lmaoo
💎@TJayyyy_1
I’m in tears man. We all know Ronaldo hits the pillows and thinks nobody comes close to him. What kind of horrendous take is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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🚨💣 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: German politician Tomasz Froelich has exposed UEFA’s “satanic” double standards loud and clear.
Froelich slammed the organization for pushing Black Lives Matter and LGBT rainbow propaganda for years with zero issues — but hitting Serbian club Crvena Zvezda with a massive fine over a simple Christian fan message: “May our faith lead you to victory”!!!
He called it exactly what it is: pure betrayal of European Christian values, an attack on Slavic faith and traditions while forcing woke madness on everyone.
This is open war on Slavic pride and Christianity. Will UEFA keep their satanic hypocrisy against Christian Slavs or finally respect our faith?
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@NealGardner_ Give Italians a crash course on fashion?
What did you just smoke hermano
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€60m and a free Spotify subscription for everyone at the club. PLUS we’ll send over Kounde for a week to give them a crash course on fashion.
Reshad Rahman@ReshadFCB
❗️It’s very unlikely Inter will want to include any players in the operation if they sell Bastoni. @FabrizioRomano #Transfers ❌
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@GhanaBlackstars Please don't go
Let's find some Vanuatu bi and play the friendly with them.
Austria gave us 5, what Germany would do to us would be "R rated".... 🔞
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🚏 Next stop: Stuttgart 📍
🇬🇭 #BlackStars depart Austria for Germany. 🇩🇪
⏳ Germany 🆚 Ghana — 30/03/26 🗓️
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Naaaah these guys lack neurons. Aswear
(fan) Rey Blanco@reyyblanco
😂Dani olmo en una foto como si fuese canterano del Barça.
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How are people this stupid?
How can you sign someone already playing professional football and call him your academy product? 🤣
How is this difficult to understand 😂😂
SENYO@Senyyo
According to Barca dogs logic : - Victor Munoz, Gavi, Fermin, Ansu Fati etc who were signed from other clubs are “La Masia products” - But Vinicius Jr, Valverde, Rodrygo, Kubo, Odegaard etc who all signed and played for Castilla before being promoted to Real Madrid’s first team can't be called “La Fabrica products” because they came from another club 🤣 Nice logic 👍🏾🤣
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@deBuShMaStEr @IamboampongJun Of course. Very necessary
Remember Cubanos used to refer to the vagina as "bollo". Right?
Check the guy's name sef 🤣😂😂
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@PalPyroVolvio @IamboampongJun Wtaf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Was this analogy even necessary
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Messi was a bigger flop for Argentina until he won something for them at the age of 34. Vinicius is still only 25 years old and he still has a lot more time to improve and win something for Brazil.
CentreGoals.@centregoals
🇧🇷💚 Vinicius Junior (25) with the Brazil national team: → 46 matches → 8 goals → 7 assists
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Prime Barclays days una😂😂….Ronaldo and Messi sharing awards within themselves….Barca and Madrid dominating Europe….Sevilla and ATM tearing up the Europa league ….FIFA XI? ( u go see at least 9 players From laliga)….should I go on?
BBVA LALIGA era clears>>>>
King™️@UTDxKing
Wallahi no version of La Liga can be as good as prime Barclays
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