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Today in Sunbeams History WE PUNCHED A F***ING GOD IN THE FACE

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@TalkinBaseball_ And yet the more unusual thing was that Rowdy Tellez stole a base after this happened.

Hunter Greene just barfed on the mound

Well, I don't think there's any universe we win a game where we go to the bullpen for 6 innings, but 2 out of 3 against the Braves is more than I could have asked for. #ATLvsPIT

Me: I wonder if maybe the Pirates bullpen won't blow this one. Pirates Bullpen: lol just watch us #SFvsPIT

@BucsBounty Our one weakness: having to play baseball.

Imagining the Pirates having to score at least 2 more runs to win this game makes my brain hurt #LetsGoBucs

Gotta love a classic 6 ball walk to extend the inning and score 4 runs. This Ump has been a joke since the first inning. #LetsGoBucs #LAAvsPIT

Wait, the Pirates... scored... runs? They can DO that? #LetsGoBucs #LAAvsPIT

@ChiBlaseball I will never recover from this.

We're So Fucking Back

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@pgh_scanner This sucked, ended up going a half hour out of my way to get around it.

Lincoln-Lemington-Belmar. Allegheny River Blvd & Washington Blvd. Tree down blocking the whole road.

Hmm... @_stephenbell_ Do we know what happened to the non-player entitles at the end of baseball because I just saw a truck with the license plate SUN MANN

@maxsbird22 Now, this is an interesting question. I would say that the Discipline Era technically started on the first day that the Peanut mentioned the concept of Discipline, which was in Season 3, and ended in season 10 on Day X, leading to Peace and Prosperity.

@maxsbird22 According to messages while the world was ending, The Book.

@maxsbird22 I believe there are only 4 known instances and one implied (We never experienced Parker 2)

@magic_blaseball It was gonna be whichever of the big 3 of us experienced the least consequences.

The Yellowstone Magic won NEW! Season 3 offscreen, earning our first legitimate ring and making us both the final underchampions and final champions of Blaseball. As above, so below 👆👇

@nameoftheyear Okay this is a pretty good one

@PandaSunbeams @PandaSunbeams was incinerated! Replaced by Lychee Galaxy.

I still have access to the internal Blaseball Name Generator spreadsheet that I (mostly) wrote. If you reply to this, I will tell you what player would replace you if you died

@Pgh4122 I mean some of those series were against the best teams in the League, and it was never really part of the conversation that we were that good. We lost a hundred games last season, where we are right now is so much better than it could be.

That’s 6 consecutive losing series for the battlin’ Buccos. Was fun while it lasted

We've got 5 hits in 5 innings and we're within one run of the league leaders in Offense. We could be doing much worse, and we were doing much worse just a year ago. With how much there is to like about our young players, I'll take this any day #LetsGoBucs

@ItsGreen97 @MLBONFOX @Pirates This season, I think so?

@MLBONFOX @Pirates Aren’t the pirates the only team to do this? And they did it twice

An immaculate inning for Johan Oviedo 🔥👏