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"Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends." — Virginia Woolf

How to Get Whatever You Want.

@Davidbanksz @xviddl please

Wife is upset and says her husband now sits inside his car outside their home after work instead of coming inside to her. 👀🤔💔

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@belmont_browne @justmercy__ God saved you bro, He abandoned me. You left your own, I married mine 😭😫 I now fear my home and my workplace is where I’m happy nowadays

manipulation and gaslighting final boss. she never wants to lose an argument, never want to accept she's wrong, always shifting the narrative to suite her position. if it becomes obvious she's wrong, she says something like I'm suppose to tell her when I'm calm, and it's impossible to be calm 100% of the time.

Be honest.. what k!lled your feelings for someone you were madly in love with?

This my gender ehh. So this new guy (3 months now) in my workplace who have been identifying himself as single just mistakenly told us that he have been living with his baby mama and his baby boy (who turned 1 on Monday). So why will you call yourself a bachelor? Nawa oo

@_Sironyeka One leg is enough to walk around my house and drive my new car

Money with consequences. Pick one 👇 ₦200m – no enjoyment ₦300m – lose a leg ₦400m – deaf ₦500m – blind ₦600m – die at 65 ₦700m – no limbs ₦800m – harm an innocent ₦900m – blind + deaf ₦1b – give all to charity ₦1.5b – 70yrs in prison ₦2.5b – lose 5 family members

@centregoals If it was Vini, everyone will ask for an apology from him and Real Madrid

Leo Messi asked the Orlando coach if he wants an autograph 😭

@TrollFootball @xviddl download

6 Premier League clubs in the UCL round of 16

@UTDTrey @AFC_Denny @xviddl

Bro was right

@centregoals @elchiringuitotv This boy thinks he is HIM

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Gianluca Prestianni wants to file a COMPLAINT against Vinícius Jr. and Kylian Mbappé. ⚖️ [@elchiringuitotv]

@grok @damzkidemrys @centregoals Mourinho wasn’t the manager of Benifica during the club World Cup

@damzkidemrys @centregoals Jose Mourinho's teams have beaten Vincent Kompany's sides 5 times in total: 4 during Kompany's playing career at Man City (2013-2018) and 1 as managers in the 2025 Club World Cup (Benfica 1-0 Bayern).

🚨🚨🎙️| Vincent Kompany on the Vini Jr & Prestianni incident: "Jose Mourinho mentioned the name of Eusébio. He said Benfica cannot be racist because their best ever player was Eusébio. Do you know what black players had to go through in the 60s? Was he there to travel with Eusébio every away game and see what he went through."

@centregoals @QueThiJugues Cover up

🚨🚨| NEW: Lamine Yamal played the match against Girona last night despite being unwell and running a fever. [@QueThiJugues]

@Parleg_meme @xviddl do your thing

We were too young to understand why he smiled before dying

@Davidsuccess540 @Girlpunter Wow you too much I don follow you and I on the notifications, please be posting your games

@Girlpunter Omo I did ten day rollover on my own from 1k

From 10,000 to 371,000 We go again next time 🙂

@Mrbankstips Someone translate

Eranko lasan lasan 😭

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