don ho part 2

@awkwardgoogle He lived how he died. Making disparaging remarks towards wildlife.

@GummiVenusDMilo I ll often be walking down the street or doing whatever, when suddenly "More creamed corn jimbo Jones jr? This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap" will just pop in my head.

This line just popped into my head today out of nowhere, and I had to post it.

@CattardSlim It's the style of pantaloons that make those shoes look like they are from clown town though. If he was wearing boot cut slacks, he wouldn't be the subject of such ridicule and what have you.

What's with all the Republicans & their stupid clown sized shoes? Overcompensating for tiny penises, or sending each other a signal? 🤔

@psychotronica_ That's how they killed Kennedy.

Agent Zero M Movie Shot 1965 / United States / Mattel 🎥💥sound on💥🎥

@awkwardgoogle I've seen this video a million times and I'm still not convinced that dog was heading towards the kid to attack him. He was headed towards the other dog is all. This was not a crazy situation at all.

I love that the other dog appeared as backup!

This kid deserves an Oscar 😭

@joesview @Erva_00_1 Joe, don't you know that rolling stones song? "Hot woman in a wheelchair"? It's from the 80s.

@Part27393 @Erva_00_1 She says ‘I’ on a picture that doesn’t look like her. Just trying to clarify the situation.

Finally cancer free Today I turn 25 🎂🎊 Happy birthday to me

@joesview @Erva_00_1 Be careful Joe.

@Erva_00_1 Is this you?

@FirstNameJ0hn @mundodeportivo You need to up your game. Bring it to the grande level.

@mundodeportivo Why the fuck does everyone speak Mexican except me?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham: "No voy a hablar sobre el árbitro, quiero jugar contra Noruega, por eso no hablo" 🇲🇽 "México es un equipo muy fuerte, juegan con mucho corazón. Increíble, el Azteca, un estadio histórico, un placer jugar aquí"

@NihiloX Why do you keep saying this guy is innocent? He's obviously a part of the whole plan. Lol. The plot was to make him the fall guy with crappy evidence so that everyone would move along and forget about it. But we didn't. I didn't even like Kirk that much, but I know this is bull.

Tyler Robinson is innocent. Today, you won’t see Charlie Kirk’s real killer in court. Our FBI has failed in its duty. This is evident from the fact that the FBI blocked national intelligence from investigating foreign involvement. We are witnessing the framing and persecution of a patsy.

@JackKel19462997 The problem with being on the high horse is ......

No. I will not get off my high horse. I love my high horse.

@Mbrow1987 @RealCandaceO I see so much stuff where they are trying to paint him as an innocent guy, he's literally the key to the whole case because he's the fall guy that will walk. It's insane to see this unfold in real time.

@Part27393 @RealCandaceO Nobody believes he’s innocent, he’s clearly involved somehow but he didn’t act alone, and most likely didn’t shoot Charlie

Today the Tyler Robinson show trial begins. Evidence like text message confessions will be allowed in the court room, despite the fact that Tyler’s defense has not been allowed to vet those messages to determine if they were doctored or who actually sent them. Remember, the FBI and ATF was not forced to turn over key evidence despite multiple discovery requests because the judge has ruled it’s not necessary at this stage. Key witness testimony from Lance Twiggs will be played, but Lance Twiggs is not allowed to be cross-examined because the judge has ruled it’s not necessary at this stage. Today is about emotion. You will hear the Fed’s narrative absent any ability for the defense to meaningfully dispute it. What you can expect (aside from Erika’s tears) are an orbit of her pay-rolled influencers trying to convince you that the unvetted evidence is “overwhelming” and “undeniable”. Sit back and watch the predictable show. The real trial will come later. Charlie’s army is growing. Ultimately, truth will win.

@AVARY I remember after Copland came out, I sort of figured this was the beginning of a run of Stallone proving his acting chops. It's crazy they tried to keep him in that little action star world. That 90s era in his 40s should of been something different.

This is really sad.

@FunMovieTVFan @TheSlyStallone Cliffhanger is arguably his most rewatchable movie these days.

What else belongs on this monument of Sylvester Stallone roles?

@bourscheid I kinda didn't really care about Bitcoin either way, until I looked up the process for trading it in for real money.

Bitcoin has come full circle since 2013. It’s back to being a cesspool used by drug addicts, criminals and pedophiles to hide their illegal activities. And that’s just Donald Trump.

@TheExtremeMusi1 I would bet everyone in the comments section is an old ass white dude.

Settle a bet for me. Guns N’ Roses or Def Leppard ???

This might be the single best use of AI I’ve seen: a completely fake ‘lost’ Twilight Zone–style series, down to the dissolves, arch line readings, and those tiny head tilts you only get in old TV. Bravo!

The Matrix has invented the most elaborate, soul-destroying comedy show in human history, and you’re the unpaid extra. Here’s the setup: in order to eat, have somewhere to sleep, and occasionally buy toilet paper like a functioning adult, you are required to possess a magical permission slip called a “job.” Without it, the simulation politely informs you that you are not allowed to continue existing at a basic human level. It’s not even subtle. It’s like the universe installed a paywall on survival. Now, here’s the hilarious twist: lose the job (or never had one to begin with), and you unlock the special “Unemployed” difficulty setting. Suddenly, the game decides you’re not required to have a job, but you’re also not allowed to comfortably not have one. So the only move left is to apply for jobs. For months. Sometimes years. You send your digital begging documents into the void like messages in bottles, except the ocean is made of LinkedIn, and the bottles are ignored by algorithms trained on rejection. And if the cosmic slot machine finally hits after you’ve applied to 400 positions, customized 400 cover letters that all say the same thing in different fonts, and rewritten your résumé seventeen times to hide the fact that you’re a human being, you get the ultimate reward: An interview. You, a grown adult with bills and existential dread, get to sit in a room (or on Teams, which is somehow worse) in front of other grown adults who already have jobs. These people, who are currently being paid to be there, will now judge whether you are worthy of also being paid to exist. They ask you things like, “Walk us through your greatest weakness.” If you perform the ritual correctly, enthusiastic but not desperate, confident but not arrogant, qualified but not threatening to their own jobs, you might be granted the sacred honor of re-entering the workforce. Everyone claps. The Matrix gets its cut. The elites watching from the control room high-five each other. It’s genuinely one of the funniest ongoing bits in modern civilization. We’ve built an entire economy around forcing people to audition for the right not to die of exposure, then made the audition process as humiliating and arbitrary as possible. And the best part? We all pretend this is normal. We even call it “the job market,” like it’s a charming little farmers’ market instead of a gladiatorial arena where the prize is the ability to afford rent. Absolute comedy.