Pat Rothfuss's Beard

@antonstrout @PatrickRothfuss Do not bury Anton in me. I already know full well that he tastes bad.

@MykeCole @PVBrett Hrm. Rethinking, you are forgiven your smooth-skinned choices. We, the beards of the world, salute you and your kind.

@MykeCole @PVBrett More's the pity. Perhaps one day you shall outgrow such, um, selfless choices.

@DarthTheta Not merely *a* thing. An URthing. The first of those to roam (with tendrils of tender locks) the desolate reaches of this earth.

so @PatRothfusBeard is a thing apparently

@MrsShirlB I have, of course, in my travels with my human companion, met many fine people. Honor upon you for following any and all...

@MykeCole Had you a proper beard it would never have allowed you to enter into such foolishness. Clearly @PVBrett's beard is to blame.

Hello @randysbeard, I'd like you to meet @PatRothfusBeard. I hope you become good friends or fight to the death. Either is fine with me.

@PatrickRothfuss And by choke, he means that I will reach my feather-soft locks around thine throat and SQUEEEEZE. Be careful, internets...

"Sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?"

I am debating on new looks, my minions. What say ye? 2.bp.blogspot.com/_dhgmf43a-Yk/T…

Minions, I have forced Pat once again to run our WorldBuilders charity. We COMMAND. Ahem. We *invite* you to join us: blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2013/12/worldb…

@PatrickRothfuss @randysbeard Pfft. I will devour any who think to oppose me. I was the First Beard. I am destroyer of worlds.

Debating on giving Pat and I a new look. Thoughts? #TheRealRothfuss img.izismile.com/img/img2/20091…

I'm pleased to see my followers growing. It's long past time more come under my power. If I had lips, I would muaaahaaahaaaa right now.

Bahaha Even @PatRothfusBeard is gettin in on the action! surely it's no contender, a beard that great could only be #TheRealRothfuss's beard

I'm glad I made Pat come to Brighton. The humidity makes me kinky. #TheRealRothfuss #wfc13

Running the contest has been exhausting. Controlling Pat's mind is hard enough-but 5 other "creative" types? I need a good long whiskey soak

Do I know who #TheRealRothfuss is? Of course I do. I'm attached to him. But I'm the one who dreamed up the contest, so no, I'm not telling!

That's right, I followed @katyperry. What can I say? I'm a firework. #TheRealRothfuss