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I don't blame Billy and his girlfriend. I blame their #antivaxxer parents. Skittlespox is a preventable disease, and we had it eradicated!

Strongly suggest not going with “the Oklahoma City Bombers”

@wsbtv Just trying to keep up with the football team.

UGA men’s basketball player arrested for speeding #Echobox=1775763720" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">wsbtv.com/news/local/atl…

@stereogum Ironic that Afrika Bambaataa leaves on the brink of world destruction. youtu.be/f195_F4dDVI?si… I had said "Rest in power," but his SA victims don't deserve him to.

Afrika Bambaataa dead at 67 stereogum.com/2495346/afrika…

Happy You Lost Day to all who celebrate! #CivilWar

Thanks @espn CEO Jimmy Pitaro & all my colleagues for caring. Starting last Thurs. with PET Scan -I thought results would be super as I feel physically fantastic . - I was stunned with reports that spots were found - had Sat .Cat Scan & 2 MRI’s results confirmed abnormality in 2 areas - next biopsy this Friday ! Need 🙏🙏🙏 ❤️❤️❤️All!

The Dodgers mourn the loss of Davey Lopes, who passed away today at age 80. Lopes was a member of the team’s record-setting infield of the 1970s and 1980s and one of the finest basestealers in MLB history. Our condolences go out to his family and friends.

So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz… …which was open before he started bombing Iran. Got it.

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump.

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

These people spent 18 months telling their audiences Trump was the answer: Alex Jones. Joe Rogan. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Megyn Kelly. Andrew Schulz. Theo Von. Sneako. Now that MAGA is burning to the ground, the bombs are dropping, the economy is tanking, six Americans are dead, and cluster munitions are falling on Tel Aviv They’re quietly jumping ship. No. Absolutely not. You don’t get to build his army and then walk away when the bodies start piling up. You own this too. Every post. Every endorsement. Every “trust the plan.” The bill is coming due. And your name is on it.

If we're all gonna die in three hours, John Carpenter could have the decency to finally tell us which one is The Thing before we go. #WorldWarIII #Horror

@GamecockWBB @dawnstaley That's very gracious of Dawn Staley, but the @UConnWBB coach who didn't name her (so I no longer name him) in the apology he probably didn't write was (see 2011 screenshot), is, and always will be sore loser trash. #ForeverToThee #WeRideAtDawn

The mission is unchanged – let's grow our game 🫡

Andrew Jackson didn't have nukes or social media, but still. #Genocide #Iran

Breaking: Artemis crew talks with Trump, decides not to return.

@FranklinH3000 @CONELRAD6401240 @joshgerstein Unlikely after biting the hand that fed her.

@CONELRAD6401240 @joshgerstein Andrea Thompson or GTFO.

So, CNN Headline News is back? What's next? The return of Airport Channel? Checkout Channel? (I had that surplus TV for decades!)

@ConoverNC Either the first good #sunset color we've had in a while, or the first time I've looked then in a while. #NCwx

@ConoverNC An hour ago. First picturesque #sunset we've noticed since the ice and snow storms. #NCwx

Another #sunset from our corner of the world, about an hour ago. #NCwx

@CPP2123 @WONF4W

@PatrickInNC @WONF4W You're a knob.

Netflix announces ‘Hulk Hogan: Real American’ docuseries ift.tt/sQgt4ec

Mission Control woke the astronauts this morning with a message recorded by Apollo 8 astronaut Jim Lovell. Lovell, who was on the first crew to circle the Moon in December 1968, and commanded the ill-fated Apollo 13 mission, died in August 2025.

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂