it’s Vicente 🎙️

Não importa o quanto a história seja triste... Não empresta teu dinheiro.

“Now he’s sending ground troops to a war he’s already won 18 times.”

He chose peace over you, didn’t he?

Traição.

Someone made a tiktok saying they were ready to commit suicide and someone in the comments was like “before you go can you take out a loan for me”

"os 10 milhões de dólares do Besa? Eu como um bom camarada que sou, desentendidamente julguei que era uma oferta.!" Roberto de Almeida.

When you get fired, but you're still in the company group chat

Simulam sono profundo para não atenderem os maridos... Simulam menstruação para ñ atenderem os namorados ... A pergunta É! Porque vc casou? Porque vc está namorando. Tudo bem que não é só do sexo que mantém uma relação... O diálogo é o fundamental... Mas te digo já. Para ter Boa conversa tem que haver sexo... Para ter bom humor , tem que haver sexo.

#Angola, hub sem voos? A @qatarairways publicou os destinos que voará até 15 de abril. Entre várias rotas africanas, #Luanda continua de fora. Nem o novo aeroporto hub nem o @WillSmith2real convenceram. Aliás, parece que o #WillSmith aterrou no antigo aeroporto, não foi?

Downloaded an app this morning It asked me to accept the terms and conditions 197 pages I read them Because that's what I do By page 12 I'd granted them an irrevocable, perpetual, royalty-free license to my data That's the same language I see in contracts worth more than my house For a free app By page 41 I'd agreed to resolve all disputes through binding arbitration in the state of Delaware I've never been to Delaware No jury trial No class action No discovery process They gave themselves more legal protection than most Fortune 500 vendor agreements I've reviewed By page 87 they'd reserved the right to modify the agreement at any time without notice So I agreed to terms that can change after I agreed to them I've reviewed contracts with better reps and warranties than this By page 134 they could terminate my account at their sole discretion with no obligation to refund anything Unilateral termination with no cure period My board doesn't even have that No one reads this They designed it that way 197 pages for an app that tracks my water intake I've signed deals with shorter contracts My wife asked why I've been staring at my phone for two hours I said "a contract disguised as a checkbox" She looked at the ceiling Make common sense common again Sent from my iPhone

Agora quando chego em Luanda tiro o pneu e guardo em casa, ando memo assim sem socorro até o dia de voltar. Vossos homens q resolvem já não vão apanhar nada aqui.

@nanimorgan2 Estão a fatigar o nosso mano... Eu tou sem socorro, já no segundo mês. desde que decidiram levar o pneu

You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.

Convicted fraudster Jermaine Prim, who has been in prison for over eight years, will be sentenced on Monday. Prim alleges that Patriotic Alliance leader Gayton McKenzie and some of his party members are proxies for drug cartels. #eNCA #DStv403

if a woman needs help and you give her the chance to reach 20 people, 19 of them will be men. they don’t ask themselves for help, why?

🚨🇩🇪 MADNESS IN GERMANY 3 kids EXPELLED from school because their parents refused gender rules. A teacher said it’s NORMAL to identify as a “dog”. The father pushed back: ONLY 2 GENDERS. And the system punished the kids. This is INSANE.

This is so much harder than just studying.

Grokの自動翻訳によって日本のX好きが世界に急速にバレ始めています...！ このポストもきっとバレるので、みなさんがなぜXを使っているのかを、リプライか引用ポストで教えてください。世界規模で意見交換できるかも🌎️