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@Percycola

Love Newcastle United and the Sleaford Mods. Do more running than Forest Gump. Part-time #nufc parody account..

Up North Beigetreten Temmuz 2013

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COLA@Percycola·24 Haz

His dad Touchy will be so proud…

Cork City FC@CorkCityFC

Cork City FC are delighted to announce that a deal has been agreed for Rory Feely to join the club from Crawley Town on July 1st, subject to international clearance. Welcome to City, Rory! 👋🏼 2025 Signings presented by e-volv.ie Full story 👇🏼 corkcityfc.ie/blogs/news/ror… #CCFC84 🇮🇹

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@Regista10_ They’re all just employees. The likes of Gordon, Tonali, Wissa, Barnes etc could all leave the club tomorrow and they would never give it a second thought. I would say most premier league players are the same.

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𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖@Regista10_·1d

Ranking Saka over Shearer is not only ridiculous But why the fuck from a PR perspective would you not just say Shearer??? I swear. This arsehole is just an employee of Newcastle Utd. Gives no actual fuck about the club 😅🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Eduardo Hagn@EduardoHagn

🎥 Anthony Gordon ranks Bukayo Saka ahead of Alan Shearer in his ultimate England bracket. 🤯 🎞️ @DAZN

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COLA@Percycola·1d

Harry Kane in the crowd with a Wales top on at 4 seconds…

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BRENNAN JOHNSON WTF WAS THAT❌😂

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COLA@Percycola·3d

@benwlane 😫😫😫

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COLA@Percycola·4d

1. Thiaw 2. Woltemade 3. Ramsey 4. Elanga 5. Ramsdale 6. Wissa #NUFC

Charlie Bennett@CharIieBennett

The good, the bad and the ugly - ranking all six of Newcastle’s summer signings. 📝 Agree… or disagree? 🤔 #NUFC shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

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COLA@Percycola·4d

And yet Brobbey has scored less than Woltemade…

Sean McCormick@S_McCormick95

#NUFC are seven games from the end of the season and still cannot work out how to get the best out of their £124m pair of forwards. Brian Brobbey's display against them on Sunday shone a light on their summer recruitment. chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

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COLA@Percycola·5d

I’m still waiting for us to “tie two to two with Manchester City then win on kicks” like he promised… #NUFC

NUFC Talk Radio@NUFCTalkRadio

🚨David Hopkinson on talkSPORT - He also said: "This is not a 10 year project the club and owners wants to win the league by 2030." #NUFC Is this doable?

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COLA@Percycola·18 Mar

@DanSutherl7005 @CraigHope_DM And his uncle Neville of course..

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Dan Sutherland@DanSutherl7005·18 Mar

@Percycola @CraigHope_DM His dad Wester would be so proud 👀🐢

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COLA@Percycola·18 Mar

At least @CraigHope_DM will be happy… #NUFC

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COLA@Percycola·18 Mar

From 2-2 to 6-2 in the space of 16 minutes…

Newcastle United@NUFC

Our #UCL journey comes to an end. ⏱️

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COLA@Percycola·15 Mar

I’m surprised they were both eligible to play against their parent club.. #NUFC #CFC

Mo Yassin@MrMMYassin

Thank you Cobham

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COLA@Percycola·14 Mar

Once again, an irrelevant opinion from someone who has never played football in their life. Woltemade was decent today, and did a job for the team in a brilliant away win. #NUFC

Craig Hope@CraigHope_DM

Nick Woltemade struggling again in midfield. Has lost ball twice leading to Chelsea efforts on goal. Looked out of gas running to recover just now.

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COLA@Percycola·12 Mar

@good_skills @FBAwayDays @LASK_Official His brother Worra will be so proud!

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