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as a human being……onion rings are fucking disgusting

anytime a woman is happy on here a miserable man logs on to cry about it lmao

@strawbleea Yes 🤣

@Pestui smart idea right 😅

at work rn farting up a storm I hope they send me home early for disrupting the work environment

I hate whoever bluetoothed their period to me a week early I hope you trip on a lego & get carpet burns on your knee

@strawbleea Wait nvm I take it back! I just seen the other post 👀👄👀

@strawbleea You come off as this thing 😂

guys what do I come off as I’m curious :>

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to urself and sometimes someone replies.

@strawbleea But leg day..

1 like and ill skip the gym today😆

I need an entire cult of women moots in here it’s much testosterone in my follows rn

just got my long overdue wax done so I no longer have to braid the bush shut together I’m free

can’t do shit without music

told him I knew a spot but then took him to my kitchen & started cannibalizing him piece by piece

@strawbleea Thanks 🤓

men with glasses are so fucking hot

How i feel liking oomf post just to never dm them.

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

Le sigh

@strawbleea I just stay in my corner..

next person to piss me off is gonna get two giant fists up their ass

@strawbleea Really?

@Pestui LEND ME SOME

men with fat asses piss me off bc how are you just walking around with allat, ain’t doing shit with it