Peter my Principle

@sh3ego May we see the banana bread, please?

wheres the nerdy men with big biceps at i just made banana bread

If the Flyers are down 0-3 they should let Florence perform instead and have the whole team walk Ohio Ave barefoot as punishment for condemning her to AC.

@libriscent Ah shit, me but a woman. No thank you.

She’s a 10, but: - She never texts first, though she replies instantly. - She’s a total control freak. - She has major trust issues, so her default is always 'I’ll do it myself.' - She struggles to show her true emotions, but she’s always the first one there when you need support.

Things I miss about being in a relationship: -companionship -cooking for them -sending them memes -having my thighs used as a hand/foot warmer -waiting 45 minutes as she does her makeup to go grocery shopping Things I don't miss about being in a relationship: -snacks go missing

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

@N1tsuj_3yusa The group setting pattern recognition leaves me friendless and alone because I clock the poison pill early and often.

Ts pisses me off so bad bc it's true 😭

@kaitzey Get fired and rage at your teammates, sounds like a good day.

should i log into marvel rivals on my work computer yall

I kept saying that stupid dress looked blue and gold and nobody believed me.

@MapleMomEh Hell yeah

28 pounds down, 27 to go to my first goal! 💪

Went to a Millennial Performative Male Hipster concert and a hockey game broke out.

@angel_0f_deathx That's fucking bonkers

Not to gymbro on a Friday, but I’m so proud of this. 375 lbs :)

We legitimately skipped spring this year huh.

@eeponemoretime @veinIuvr Did she try to sabotage both the relationship and the friend group

@PeterPrincip1e @veinIuvr This literally happened to me lmao

bro is exactly where he wanna be

@JaiceTV Anonymity is a hell of a drug.

When did negative comments become so normal? Feels like genuine kindness in comment sections is rare these days

@Mearokii Is that all or is she going to tell me about the variants at the table, I wanna see if I can make this 11 a 12.

she’s a 10 but she makes you carry her binder and slabs at the card shows

@akiyuuta Bad idea

last day of the rivals season .. do i want to queue ranked solo

Important gym progress update: the bicep vein is starting to become perceptible.

@Misosoupioo If I only play QP I can't get mad. Right?

i’m having such a good day today let me ruin it by getting on rivals

!Remind me in 20 minutes to go north instead of south so I am forced to go to the gym

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias