Phillip Foster
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Phillip Foster
@PhillipFoster
Did I ever tell you about the time I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of the Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and some Daisy Dukes?
Jersey City, NJ Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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people are about to be fucking mid flight ;( i’m scared
United Airlines@united
The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated
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@Hisnameischris1 What if Natalie Portman had thought “ballet doesn’t matter anymore”
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no good d goes unpunished?
all good d goes punished when you’re with me
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So like what’s the point of non alcoholic beer????
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I’m getting a new (great) apartment this month AND seeing Beyoncé. BlessED!!!!!
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White people be like well we're getting our steps in
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let us not forget one of the best scenes in the characters
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
love a good dating show 📺 Netflix Presents: The Characters on Netflix
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Just going to pretend every award Zoe Saldaña wins for Emilia Pérez is for Center Stage
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