Monyane Phooko

@euphonik I used to say this kind of stuff back in high school

There’s a big difference between fame and udumo, just as life and impilo are not the same thing.

@675khalema @Yanga_Co Meutloa

@Yanga_Co Tshehlo (Sesotho)

What do you call this in your home language?

@Waltz42747233 @MDNnewss Mamkhize didn't do anything for him she just took him to her house, he even said so

@MDNnewss All the thanks to maMkhize we nearly said RIP to our legend but nevertheless congratulations to Mr Zola 7

Zola 7 treats himself to a brand-new BMW for his 49th birthday.

@JustForTwees @TheRealShaunyG @MDNnewss @Dzungie007 You just made a very example, the same guy you're talking about married Kim

@TheRealShaunyG @MDNnewss @Dzungie007 What did Kanye say “1 good girl is worth a thousand bitches” Mind you this woman literally gave him his generational legacy. Never mind the money.

Enhle Mbali recreates Winnie Madikizela-Mandela’s iconic picture.

@YoungOjay4 @ChrisExcel102

@ChrisExcel102 What about Ghana? You guys was killing Ghannian too. What do u have to say

Chad 🇹🇩: Deported 300K Nigerians this year UK 🇬🇧: Deny Visa to Nigerians Saudi 🇸🇦 : Only allow Nigerians who come for Job with rare skills not as tourists Turkey 🇹🇷: Reject Nigeria Visas But in South Africa we being blackmailed to be hating black Africans but no wants them😩

@HlathiZak @Patriot_S_A You're going to remove someone who's not paying in an exchange of someone who won't pay too?

@Patriot_S_A Let her DM me her Mobile Number. We will put her into my Sister's House at Selcourt in Springs. We have backrooms as well as the main house that we need to remove people who are not paying. Backrooms (4 of them) she will stay without paying. We can also put her in main house

From DM... Admin, I need help. We don’t have a place to stay. The man I live with has chased me away 😢💔😥. I don’t know where we will sleep tonight. I’m not even worried about myself anymore, but about my children. Please don’t take advantage of my situation and demand sex. Please share this post so it can reach someone with compassion. Tsakane/Springs

@PolokwaneWeekly The relationship between women and snakes will never end

WOMAN ENCOUNTERS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SOUTHERN AFRICAN PYTHONS IN BELA-BELA BELA-BELA– A woman has shared her remarkable experience after encountering one of the largest Southern African pythons ever seen in the area. Liza Marais took to social media to describe the extraordinary moment, saying she was involved in the relocation of the massive snake. “This was one of the biggest Southern African pythons I’ve ever encountered and relocated,” she wrote. The python measured close to 5 metres, estimated at around 4.7 metres in length. “For four years I only knew her by her spoor, a worker who once saw her swimming in the dam, and a single trail camera photo. Other than that, we never laid eyes on her… until the day she finally revealed herself, basking in the sun alongside a smaller male of about 2 metres,” she added. 📷Lisa Marais #PolokwaneWeekly #Nature

@ChinaBerry_ @VillageGuluva How was she paying rent in order for the landlord not to come to her place and what did they say at work when she was not reporting

@VillageGuluva Reminds me of that SAn lady who lived in the UK. Died in her flat on the couch and only "discovered" her remains after body after 3 years💔

🚨 BREAKING: A man was found dead yesterday inside his apartment in Urban Ridge West, Midrand, after residents reported a foul smell and an unusual presence of flies. Investigations are currently underway.

@Lindt4u @ChrisExcel102 So you wouldn't mind if your childless son marries someone with 3 kids?

@ChrisExcel102 Im a parent who has quite a successful son and never expected my son to thank me in any way, he just has to live his life the best he sees fit. Une drama Chris.

Brother Imagine your parents working hard under the apartheid government Risking their lives. waking up every morning not knowing they gonna come back home alive Try make raise you so you can be a man that you are today And you thank them by being a Step father 😭😭😭

@NoloUnited It's not luck the referee is a chiefs supporter

Ndlovu was really lucky to have finished this game without being booked. What are these challenges?

@_Hybreed_ 2nd time

CAN I PROPHESY!!!

@ZozoweIT @bigwillySZN 😂😂😂

@bigwillySZN They gonna say we are tribalism

Which province is he from?

@Sizi_phiwe Buza indoda yakho msunuwakho

Asking us about load-shedding when you know very well your husband is the one who is eating Eskom money is diabolical

@Miz_Ruraltarain Yoh that surname has so many criminals

'I Am in Pain': Doctor Reveals Shebeshxt’s Private Health Battle in Court' POLOKWANE – A medical doctor has provided a raw and sobering look into the physical state of Lehlogonolo Katlego Chauke, better known as Shebeshxt, testifying that the rapper is currently "paralysed by pain" while behind bars. The testimony, delivered during a new bail application at the Polokwane Magistrate's Court on 21 April 2026, marks a pivotal moment in the legal saga of the Lekompo star. Dr Malose Chaba, the only external physician overseeing the artist's recovery, revealed an unconventional path to healing following the rapper’s traumatic 2024 car accident. Rather than standard follow-ups at his surgical practice, the doctor conducted monitoring directly at Shebeshxt’s residence to ensure stability. The doctor further detailed a recent visit to the prison—not as a formal medical examiner, but as a visitor concerned for his patient's welfare. It was during this private exchange that the rapper allegedly shared the depth of his suffering, reportedly stating he was in such significant pain that he "cannot do anything". The testimony paints a poignant picture of a man caught between the need for rigorous physical rehabilitation and the rigid environment of a prison cell. This medical update shifts the narrative from technical legal arguments to the stark human reality of his incarceration. Shebeshxt currently faces nine serious charges, including: Three counts of attempted murder Unlawful possession of a firearm and ammunition Assault with intent to cause grievous bodily harm The court continues to weigh these health concerns against the State's opposition to his release.

@BiancavanWyk16 @elonmusk @afriforum

Werner Muller (44) has been formally charged with the murder of his wife, Rene Muller (44), in Secunda, Mpumalanga. The couple was reported missing last Sunday after family members could not reach them. Police later forced open a locked outside room at their home, where Rene’s body was found in a bag. She had been stabbed multiple times, and a knife was recovered at the scene. Muller allegedly fled the country in a white Toyota Hilux and was tracked and arrested in Mozambique. He has since been extradited back to South Africa. The couple had been married for just two months. Muller has no prior convictions. The case has been postponed to next week for a possible bail application, while the motive is still under investigation.

@Rainbow_Army26 @_Hybreed_ @Mahlatsbujwa ?

@_Hybreed_ @Mahlatsbujwa every player who scores a hat trick is compared to CR7 bu t CR nvr wrry bc another player will score a hatrick & evryone will frget abt the guy who scored a hatrick last week bt NB: Pirates fans told us Mofokeng said yes to Barca while Barca haven't asked him anything

Limpopo Boy has 24 hours to respond 😭🙏🏽

@Shasheen_ How did you know that he was 57?

My aunty pulled me aside at a family wedding last year. I thought she wanted to give me money or something .😂 She looked me dead in the eyes and said "you are not getting any younger." I was 24.😭 She then pointed at a man across the room and said "that one is looking for a wife, he has a car." The man was 57. The car was a 2004 Camry.

@Big_J_captain @SizweDhlomo

@SizweDhlomo The fact that I know which one is which is weird🙄 the 1st one is yesterday, the last one is weed🙄how do I know this

It’s not pronounced the same though. One is izolo, the other is izolo.

We didn’t sign up on X, we signed up on Twitter, this is for every fool who thinks we can’t criticise Elon. He found us here!!

How much does it cost to change a child’s name from “Thandolwethu” to “Thandolwami” at Home Affairs?🤔😩