Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney

Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.

Wife’s making me sleep in the drawer tonight

Graham Cracker’s Dracula

You’re a straight guy? Name 5 vaginas

Sneaking my charcoal grill into the theater

It’s a tie

I feel like Jake Sully every day

I’m in love with the coco.

Don't ask me to babysit I'm gonna get that thing fat as fuck

@thatsojaden2 The in-store Pizza Hut Express calling 👀

I just needed gas why am I now at target

First date idea we go bowling and you make me wear a helmet

They need to bring back opium dens

Scared gay

You’ve just created a million Cyst O’Donovans

Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.

@thatsojaden2 Do a money spread on top of him

Gonna get a Rolex so I flex on my son in the delivery room

I always thought Life of Pi was Indian Calvin and Hobbes

I’m with your girl we doing foreplayyy

Gave the ladies the floor yesterday, didn’t tweet out of respect. Was really hard tho so I prob won’t do it again @ladies