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Love Yourself A Fire
A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II
My first of many. Out now.
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jared (tired)
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jared (tired)
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streaming on https://t.co/Mdz1dpmV99 + vids on YT. autoimmune disease + OCD champion. elite hoops watcher. MFA valedictorian. smart & good. used to skate
he/him Beigetreten Haziran 2014
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maybe, after not being able to step on board for 6+ years now, if i relearn + learn a combined 32 tricks on a skateboard by the time i turn 32 this year i can deem myself worthy of another year
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wow. they’re just like us normal folk
Underdog MLB@UnderdogMLB
Giants offense through 2 games: 0 Runs .068 BA (4-59) 1 XBH 19 K
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@clamatoes lol hey I’m just repeating what the birds have communicated
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@PretendMaker Calling a bad Mets season on opening day? How bold of you
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this is actually a bad omen for the season. do not take this lightly
accepter of fate🇵🇸@letsgaymets
a dead bird has fallen on the field next to carson benge and he is being heckled to pick it up
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despite the terrible chronic pain and fatigue lately, i have been desperately craving being on a skateboard again. wish i could find a way to make this work without a limb falling off or upsetting the disability spies
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Decided to take the gamer Twitter approach for my dinner today.
I had a KFC, which we enjoyed, but told the family we couldn't enjoy it because their stock is down 7% this month and the queue was only 3 cars long.
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I’m so glad I’m not a giants fan lmao
Ben Verlander@BenVerlander
BERT KREISCHER STRAIGHT OUT THE TROLLY ON OPENING NIGHT ⚾️ Netflix pulling out all the stops for their first ever MLB game 😂
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I’m on Facebook buying the human-faced calf rookie card
Julius Randle Defense Account@DJCLOCKmpls
Facebook is insane man somebody is selling a John Wilkes Booth rookie card
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I have to come clean here but I actually kind of liked some of the Palace x World Industries collab
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@PretendMaker He also ended up getting a lot done eventually so this could end up going well for me
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donate to Trans Lifeline instead and dont waste your time watching this morally bankrupt sludge devoid of creativity
translifeline.org/donate/
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
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First look at what the live-action ‘HARRY POTTER’ series is contributing towards.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at the live-action ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.
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a good way to market the new harry potter show would be to just release videos of jk rowling eating mold directly off the walls of her home
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@TimSweeneyEpic it’s crazy to be so out of touch and then to be so loud about it. have some shame
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In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.
Dean Takahashi@deantak
Sad news for Epic Games. Hope the efforts to turn things around can work. gamesbeat.com/epic-games-lay…
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they’re both backlit by the sun despite facing directly opposite one another
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unfortunately I've been informed that I am not allowed to follow through with this
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that new Quasi video has me wanting to go blow my knee out at the skatepark at precisely 11:00 pm
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