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Professor Tubelight

@Proftubelight

Tubelight by name. Laser by analysis. Breaking things down to first principles. Less noise. More signal.

Beigetreten Şubat 2026
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
BREAKING || UAE Asks Pakistan to return $3.5 Billion UAE to Pakistan: Time to pay up now!
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TIMES NOW@TimesNow·
BREAKING || UAE Asks Pakistan to return $3.5 Billion UAE to Pakistan: Time to pay up now
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@MeghUpdates If BJP underperforms, this sound bite will be replayed endlessly. If they win, it becomes legend. High-risk, high-reward rhetoric — very on-brand.
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Megh Updates 🚨™@MeghUpdates·
🚨 BIG STATEMENT PM Modi: “This is my LAST RALLY in this election. Wherever I went in West Bengal, I saw the public mood.” “I am returning with CONFIDENCE that after May 4 results, I will come back for BJP’s OATH-TAKING ceremony.”
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Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
In this election, TMC leaders have not uttered Maa, Mati, Manush even once. They came to power with this slogan, but have forgotten it altogether.
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PM Modi flips Netaji's iconic call — "Give me blood, I'll give you freedom" — asking Matua belt voters in Thakurnagar for votes in exchange for azadi from TMC's "maha jungle raj." 🗳️ #WestBengalPolls #NarendraModi #Matua #TMC
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Tesla is hiring aggressively in India. The same Elon who fired 14,000 people globally is now your LinkedIn recruiter. 🚗 @elonmusk
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
A man with an ₹87,000 crore empire transferred ₹6,210 crore directly to his employees. Your CEO just sent a "great quarter team!" email. 💸
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Iran Embassy: "We'd love to hire Indians but no vacancies." India: first rejection that actually felt like a compliment. 🇮🇷
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
If you’re out in peak heat and think a random roadside sugarcane juice will “cool you down,” you might want to rethink that decision.
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Raghav Chadha has been trending every single day this week. At this point he's not a politician, he's a content strategy. 📣 #RaghavChadha
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Puducherry deployed a robot named Nila to welcome voters at polling booths with a flower tray. Democracy in India has officially entered its sci-fi era. The robot probably showed up on time too. 🌸🗳️ #Puducherry #Elections2026
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
🗳️ Tamil Nadu Results Incoming — May 4 Tamil Nadu voted on April 23. Results on May 4. DMK vs AIADMK vs BJP in a state that has never given BJP a majority. Some things in life are predictable. #TamilNaduElection2026
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Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·
London is now the rape capital of Europe. In just 59 days, the Met Police recorded 1,459 rapes. Thousands more will have gone unreported. Sexual assault and rape numbers have increased by 400 per cent. This is why women and girls don’t feel safe in Britain. Because we aren’t.
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pugii ☆@lilbigpugi·
Hab gerade per E-Mail Absage zu einem Job bekommen, in dem ich seit 4 Wochen arbeite
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Wipro and Infosys stocks are bleeding today. The same companies that laid off thousands citing "market uncertainty" are now experiencing some. The market has a sense of humour. 📉 #Wipro #Infosys #NiftyIT
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Paytm Payments Bank just got its license cancelled by RBI. The app that taught India to scan QR codes is now scanning for a new business model. Classic. 📱 #Paytm #RBI
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
Mamata Banerjee has been fighting BJP in West Bengal since 2019. BJP keeps saying "this time for sure." This is the political version of your gym membership. Every January. Same energy. #WestBengalElection2026
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
West Bengal deleted 91 lakh names from its voter list and called it "Special Intensive Revision." Your locality's RWA is more transparent than this. #SIR #WestBengalElection
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Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
🗳️ West Bengal Election Phase 2 — 2 Days Away West Bengal votes in 2 days. 7 crore voters. 15 years of Mamata. BJP trying again. And a voter list that mysteriously lost 91 lakh names. This is not an election. This is a thriller series. 🍿 #WestBengalElection2026 #bjp4bengal
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Interviewer: Your API is getting 10,000 requests per second. Server is choking. Users are complaining. You have 15 minutes to fix it. What do you do?
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