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BREAKING || UAE Asks Pakistan to return $3.5 Billion UAE to Pakistan: Time to pay up now!

BREAKING || UAE Asks Pakistan to return $3.5 Billion UAE to Pakistan: Time to pay up now

@MeghUpdates If BJP underperforms, this sound bite will be replayed endlessly. If they win, it becomes legend. High-risk, high-reward rhetoric — very on-brand.

🚨 BIG STATEMENT PM Modi: “This is my LAST RALLY in this election. Wherever I went in West Bengal, I saw the public mood.” “I am returning with CONFIDENCE that after May 4 results, I will come back for BJP’s OATH-TAKING ceremony.”

@narendramodi I dont think so

In this election, TMC leaders have not uttered Maa, Mati, Manush even once. They came to power with this slogan, but have forgotten it altogether.

PM Modi flips Netaji's iconic call — "Give me blood, I'll give you freedom" — asking Matua belt voters in Thakurnagar for votes in exchange for azadi from TMC's "maha jungle raj." 🗳️ #WestBengalPolls #NarendraModi #Matua #TMC

Tesla is hiring aggressively in India. The same Elon who fired 14,000 people globally is now your LinkedIn recruiter. 🚗 @elonmusk

A man with an ₹87,000 crore empire transferred ₹6,210 crore directly to his employees. Your CEO just sent a "great quarter team!" email. 💸

Iran Embassy: "We'd love to hire Indians but no vacancies." India: first rejection that actually felt like a compliment. 🇮🇷

If you’re out in peak heat and think a random roadside sugarcane juice will “cool you down,” you might want to rethink that decision.

Raghav Chadha has been trending every single day this week. At this point he's not a politician, he's a content strategy. 📣 #RaghavChadha

Puducherry deployed a robot named Nila to welcome voters at polling booths with a flower tray. Democracy in India has officially entered its sci-fi era. The robot probably showed up on time too. 🌸🗳️ #Puducherry #Elections2026

🗳️ Tamil Nadu Results Incoming — May 4 Tamil Nadu voted on April 23. Results on May 4. DMK vs AIADMK vs BJP in a state that has never given BJP a majority. Some things in life are predictable. #TamilNaduElection2026

@SamanthaTaghoy Make america great again?

London is now the rape capital of Europe. In just 59 days, the Met Police recorded 1,459 rapes. Thousands more will have gone unreported. Sexual assault and rape numbers have increased by 400 per cent. This is why women and girls don’t feel safe in Britain. Because we aren’t.

@lilbigpugi Stop working on it

Hab gerade per E-Mail Absage zu einem Job bekommen, in dem ich seit 4 Wochen arbeite

Wipro and Infosys stocks are bleeding today. The same companies that laid off thousands citing "market uncertainty" are now experiencing some. The market has a sense of humour. 📉 #Wipro #Infosys #NiftyIT

Paytm Payments Bank just got its license cancelled by RBI. The app that taught India to scan QR codes is now scanning for a new business model. Classic. 📱 #Paytm #RBI

Mamata Banerjee has been fighting BJP in West Bengal since 2019. BJP keeps saying "this time for sure." This is the political version of your gym membership. Every January. Same energy. #WestBengalElection2026

West Bengal deleted 91 lakh names from its voter list and called it "Special Intensive Revision." Your locality's RWA is more transparent than this. #SIR #WestBengalElection

🗳️ West Bengal Election Phase 2 — 2 Days Away West Bengal votes in 2 days. 7 crore voters. 15 years of Mamata. BJP trying again. And a voter list that mysteriously lost 91 lakh names. This is not an election. This is a thriller series. 🍿 #WestBengalElection2026 #bjp4bengal

@SahilExec First give me the job, then il fix it - Simple - NO BS

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