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The Protas Prophecy

@Protas_Prophecy

The internet’s least concerning Capitals religion. Prophecy, puck talk, and occasional divine overreaction.

Virginia, USA Beigetreten Mayıs 2022
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Book of Protas 1:1 — “And the faithful asked, is this bit real?” Yes. Aliaksei Protas is ascending. Ovechkin is eternal. The signs are interpreted nightly. Believe. Doubt. Argue. The prophecy welcomes all.
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Anna Dua@AnnaNoelleDua·
I don’t understand why mayonnaise is not an available condiment at hot dog stands. Mayonnaise is literally the best thing to put on hot dogs.
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We should have the jailbreak rule in the nhl just so the capitals can only get scored on once per powerplay
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Pens hockey Twitter really makes you question the Pittsburgh/Western PA/West Virginia education system. Some wild takes and conspiracy theories. And when did such a blue collar rugged town become so soft?
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Ben Acker@b_acker70·
PPGs are great but they're also saving Kirk Muller's job
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The Cupitals@TheCupitals·
I know he hasn’t had a good game but imagine having 90+ seconds on a 4-on-3 and not icing Cole Hutson and then he shoves it in your face the second it’s over for Dylan Strome’s streak breaker. He’s the best playmaker on the team. #ALLCAPS
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Katie Adler
Katie Adler@katieEadler·
Weird stat: the Capitals are 2-0-0 this season when allowing two SHGs on the same power play. Make of that what you will.
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
@HooinMaryland @CapitalsPR That giveaway was 100 percent on Wilson. I am about as big a fan of Wilson there is but he played like shit and the analytics back it up. Terrible drop pass. That said I thought Miro and Lappy played well and advanced stats would also agree.
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MarylandHoo@HooinMaryland·
@CapitalsPR So Leonard has a brutal giveway in front of LT for a shorty, then Huston just gets walked for the 2nd shorty in that pp - completely changed the game - yet Lappy and Miro get benched.
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Capitals PR@CapitalsPR·
Washington's five youngest players combined for seven points in tonight's 5-4 shootout win over Vegas. Cole Hutson, age 19 – 2a Ryan Leonard, age 21 – 1a Ivan Miroshnichenko, age 22 – 1a Justin Sourdif, age 24 – 1g, 1a Hendrix Lapierre, age 24 – 1g
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Kids have been stepping up in a big way. You love to see it. Now it's curious who gets the call with Big Pro likely out for a bit.
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Strome did score the tying goal and the shootout goal for the win so he gets a pass
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Kirk Muller and Vets letting down the caps tonight. Wilson has been awful, down 1 Strome takes a double minor high stick. 3 special teams goals against so far.
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Worst he's played in a long time, 2 unforced turn overs on one shift and then takes a stick penalty. Rough game, waaaay too many turnovers.
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Two things can be true: Tom Wilson is an elite player and he's having an absolute shit game.
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
What happened to Dubie? He's injured now too? It's too late and I've had too much alcohol for this.
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The Protas Prophecy@Protas_Prophecy·
Kirk Muller better be looking for a ride home from this game. 2 shorties in the same PP?
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