Digger Harkness. Parody.

"Ya know what they say about the crazy ones." ✖ Digger Harkness ✖ Captain Boomerang ✖ Member of the Suicide Squad ✖ Part of @TeamArrowRP ✖ Written by #BoneHead ✖ #DCEU #SuicideSquad #parodyaccount ✖ RT

@RattCatcher2 Beautiful my love.

@RattCatcher2 @LeadsTheSquad @VexingLilMonsta @AlluringlyToxic @CrazedPigtails @SarcasticPlants @NomNomBrute @DeviousToxins @ArgusFatale @PeacemakerBrute @DeviousLaughs @AssassinFatale @HuntressBrute > These two over there look like you two. They keep goin at it, me and Rick here might have ta pull up a chair have a gander at em. [Chuckles then feels Cleo punching my arm.] Just kidding my love.

@RattCatcher2 @LeadsTheSquad @VexingLilMonsta @AlluringlyToxic @CrazedPigtails @SarcasticPlants @NomNomBrute @DeviousToxins @ArgusFatale @PeacemakerBrute @DeviousLaughs @AssassinFatale @HuntressBrute > rats running back to you fast. I went to go look to see what spooked the rats. I pulled back the the bush my eyes opened wide. I could sworn it looked like Harls an Ivy making out on a blanket. I then went over to Harls chuckling some.] Oi Harls, Ivy. Come here. >

[So it had been weeks since the incident with the beast we killed the Alien. I was I under way with my third new Coney Island. Right down the road a bit @LeadsTheSquad had paid for it to be built for me. Yes, Rick Flag is my Boyfriend I know what you're thinking. Why Harls~>

@CrazedPigtails Oi.

@PsychoCapn Follow me back...

@RattCatcher2 @LeadsTheSquad @VexingLilMonsta @ArgusFatale @PeacemakerBrute @NomNomBrute > dips down some as King Shark gets in. Starts the van then starts to drive off as I started to speak.] Our best option is to hide out at Poison Ivy's. She's probably got some anti-toxins. [Looks in the mirror as I could see Flag's eyes roll.]

@RattCatcher2 @LeadsTheSquad @VexingLilMonsta @ArgusFatale @PeacemakerBrute @NomNomBrute > coming near us. Then when we got to the van, I opened the door to let you and Sebastian in. Then soon as you two were in the van I shut the door throwing a boomerang at the zombie coming towards the van. Goes around to the driver's side then gets in. Feels the van >

@VexingLilMonsta Thanks Harls.

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@VexingLilMonsta Oi thanks Harls.

Boomer finally found him a girlfriend! Good fer you, Boomer! Hahaha!

@RattCatcher2 //Love em lil mama.

// Sounds good or, FlagQuinn RicHarls I dunno. //

@RattCatcher2 @VexingLilMonsta @LeadsTheSquad //HarlsFlag

// Maybe it's turning into a ship? My Harls @VexingLilMonsta is with Colonel Flag @LeadsTheSquad ❤ What would the ship name be I wonder.... //

@RattCatcher2 [Pulls back to speak as I gaze into your beautiful blues thinking I could stay like this forever just gazing into the eyes of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.] Looks like ya caught me heart too love.

@PsychoCapn Awe.... I can't speak.. My heart.. You're way too sweet. [My lips smile wider our eyes lost in each others. Squeezes your hand tilts my head. Presses my lips into yours in a kiss soft.]

Awe, so sweet! You're welcome!

@RattCatcher2 Ya did catch me eyes love. You're more beautiful than any diamond I've ever seen. [Keeps ahold of your hand as my thumb rubs your hand some. Then leans some kissing your lips soft.]

@PsychoCapn Isn't that the truth... [My words got soft hearing your sweet words. I leaned in my eyes locked with yours as our lips nearly touched as I whispered.] You're too sweet too me....

@RattCatcher2 Well love. Any place that doesn't accept Sebastian, is a place not worth being. [Smiles wide taking your hand in mine as I give it a gentle squeeze.] My god you have beautiful eyes love.

@PsychoCapn I hope they do not throw us out cause of him.. [Smiles, feeling brave and trusting because @PsychoCapn is so sweet. And moves a bit closer places my hand in yours locking fingers.]

@RattCatcher2 A magical place called Taco Bell. You'll it. We can even bring Sebastian. [Grins as I gently pet Sebastian as he sleeps on my shoulder.]

@PsychoCapn They do like you. Especially, Sebastian... [Grins watching Sebastian take a nap on your shoulder. Then nods looking up at you taking a seat.] Where will you take me on a place to eat?

@RattCatcher2 You're too kind love. And I love the little fellas ya got with ya.

@PsychoCapn You are the sweetest man ever.... More than most I've met.... They usually are afraid of my small friends.

@RattCatcher2 Most beautiful smile I've ever seen.