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Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

Hahaha! You swore not to lay your hands on Charlie, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you? You fucking creep. You're always doing that, and I HATE IT!

Wait! Call off your goons! I have.. a proposition for you.

Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahaha! ..Sooo many orphans.

Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here.. I WOULD HAVE DONE SO ALREADY.

You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot. But I think we both know that's not really your style. So, you need to leave.

He--llo!

Inside of every demon is a lost cause, but we'll dress them up for now with just a smile!

Now then!

.. Hah! No.

Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to END YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Well, hello there, you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But, what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?

You're so obsessed with me! I knew you'd need me here to be your unwilling audience whеn you lose your marbles in act three.

Good to see you, too!

She's right, you know.

You see, I've been there about a year or so, and after all the pointless singing and crying.. I'm afraid I see no further reason for my presence there. We really aren't getting any closer to-

Hmhm! But, you are! Haha!

Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!

Now then!

She's filled with potential that I could guide.. Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side!