💜Jababy💜

SO!! I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT JABBER A LOT, AND IM GOING TO SHARE MY THEORIES ABOUT HIS BACKSTORY +AMO PARALLELS BECAUSE LIKE, 4 PEOPLE SAID THEY WERE INTERESTED. THIS WILL BE A THREAD!! 🪡

@planelanes I’d kill so many ppl for those cookies

you dont understand the lengths id go to for a single one of these cookies

@starstrucklvrs No no it’s okay *sings a soothing song of joy and whimsy*

it’s one after the other

@muchomacholove Biochem methinks

I've spent a hot minute racking my brain about it because I'm writing a college/uni au janka fic for fun and i was choosing their majors and how they'd meet. I'm still rather unsure about it because there's no real Jabber major out there + it's 1am and I'm too lazy to think

@JABBA1CKY I don’t know any of that…but I do know I love you pookie 🥹🫶🏻

you dont know where i LIVE you dont know if my neighborhood has TREES you dont know if i LIKE ICE CREAM, you dont know anything!

@muchomacholove It’s now the pinned post on my profile!

@QueerlyCryptid even if I'm going to sleep rn, i wanna wake up seeing my favourite goats named in a comment

Who is interested in hearing my theories about Jabbers backstory and also the parallels I found between him and Amo?

@lalawhoopsy_ I pinned it on my profile!

@QueerlyCryptid involve me

@dagumchewer I pinned it on my profile! :D

@QueerlyCryptid Idk you but I'm all ears

@ruespiraling I pinned it on my profile!

@QueerlyCryptid im always joyous to hear about jabber theories

That’s basically my theory about Jabbers backstory. It’s a lot, and it’s not really orderly, but I kinda created this theory using research and my own experiences, and also because I just really love coming up with theories! Yeah, that’s it!

After a while, he was groomed by Zodyl into joining the raider’s, where Zodyl used the methods of Jabber’s past abusers to keep him in check and feed into his tendency to seek out pain and punishment as a form of fun.

SO!! I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT JABBER A LOT, AND IM GOING TO SHARE MY THEORIES ABOUT HIS BACKSTORY +AMO PARALLELS BECAUSE LIKE, 4 PEOPLE SAID THEY WERE INTERESTED. THIS WILL BE A THREAD!! 🪡