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Uncle Sam
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Iron from Ice . Black Wookiee .
sic parvis magna Beigetreten Mart 2023
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Yall underestimate a girlfriend’s effect
Ona 𐙚@ona_nky
nobody can ruin your day like your mom 😭
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lemme explain this for those in the back.
most women don’t like when a guy’s birthday is before theirs cos then the guy can gauge what he’ll do for them based on what they did (if he gets boxers & singlet gift, they get pant)
and if they decide to go big so that he will go big they might stop talking and they’ll have lost. but if theirs is before his then the guy can’t gauge and if he goes all out and they stop talking before his, they’d still come out on top.
In summary, most women are always in business
it’s basically profit & loss to them.
supermom💕@ilovesupermom
Wdym your birthday is before mine? 😭😭😭 What if we stop talking before my birthday ???😂😂
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My biggest sports ick will always be handing the trophy to the owner of the team before the players.
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I dare my future kids to be watching a streamer spamming Ws instead of watching the broadcast
Salt 💫@ilySalt
Lacy started crying after the New York Knicks officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years and Silky burst into his room celebrating the final 🥹🔥
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putting that man in this is disrespectful as fuck you losers
Sports Illustrated@SInow
New York, this one's for you 🗽
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You’re clearly not a ROCKETS fan cause if you were, you would know there was one frying us in the playoffs.☹️
karla♟️@kxtuitta
É a primeira vez na história que eu vejo um japonês negro. #HOLxJAP
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“Free Palestine” in bio but you think French slave owners are in heaven
PaxMaximus@PaxMaximus2
@Spider2pointO French slave owners in heaven watching haitians now starve to death, live in slums, work in modern slavery, and die in gang wars:
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Ese "hombre" violó tan brutalmente a una mujer, que tuvieron que sacarle el tampón del útero con cirugía.
Escojan mejor a sus ídolos, por favor.
Dominik Tarczyński MEP@D_Tarczynski
ONLY THIS MAN CAN SAVE IRELAND.
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had to listen to homophobes and losers get their jokes off on him for a decade because “his voice is weird”
nobody on earth deserved it more
soy@soygIaze
yeah i can’t not root for KAT
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His victim had to have her tampon surgically removed.
yogesh@yogeshtwet
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY FROM CONOR MCGREGOR AT THE WHITE HOUSE! 🍀🇺🇸 @TheNotoriousMMA
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@mayorbigmeat radical feminists are just socially acceptable reverse incels
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Remember all the chat last week about how white people don’t randomly stab people on the street?
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: A man has been arrested after allegedly stabbing a teenage girl in the back of the neck in Burnley
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Man..I know ppl get off tweets as obvious jokes sometimes, myself included.
But getting in front of a camera and talking like this when u know u wouldn’t be on that time in person is lame.
Hater Report@HaterReport
DE’AARON FOX
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It's always the people you most expect
yogesh@yogeshtwet
Police busted an ICE agent for sexting minors 💀
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good because he's not getting one anytime soon. also quite funny for him to say something like that after one of the most desperate and embarrassing oscar campaigns in recent memory
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥 Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆
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