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🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months. Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

I ABORTED IT!!! 🎉🥳

I dated a man once, and because I called him at 1 AM and he picked up right away, I was like, “Could you please come over?” I wanted to be close with him, and we had been dating for a while, so we had already crossed that point. He was like, “I’m so tired. I’ll come first thing in the morning, I promise.” And in my mind, I was like, a husband of mine would never turn me down because I need my man to be ready anytime, any place, at any moment. So I broke up with him because that felt cruel to me. I’m waiting on someone to get this post correct. I’m waiting for somebody to decipher this post

mtn too useless god 😭

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Not a single player that started vs Arsenal is starting for Atlético Madrid today. Diego Simeone has benched his ENTIRE TEAM.

Micky van de Ven and Viktor Gyökeres going toe-to-toe this season 🧐

Micky van de Ven and Viktor Gyökeres going toe-to-toe this season 🧐

JUST IN: Spirit Airlines officially shuts down.

if you gave up on me while i was getting my shit together .. i appreciate you

Let me repeat. If you're dating a girl that says she doesn't like to cook or doesn't wish to cook, get another lady to come cook for you, and tell your girlfriend about it. If she really wants to be with you, she'll sit up & change. Otherwise, tell her to go to blazes. End.