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MR. RESETTI
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Can't blame some of us...
No one on this island has an ass that good.
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More than enough for this scam artist...
𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃@CRAZYR3DD
cleanin’ and scrubbin’ himself at the beach . no peekin’ . unless you have a “few” bells with ya . . .
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Tch... So pricey...
Whatever, fine... Fine...
( the mole took a moment to really look over it to see any errors... But if there WAS any...
It was too minimal for him to find. )
Ugh...
𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃@CRAZYR3DD
do i look like a man who wants hell in his footsteps ? pfft . cheapest here is . . . aha . a 100k bells . dooon’t worry he’s got the cousin’s discount so it’ll be . . . 95k . yup . that’ll do it .
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... Hm...
I swear to god, if this is a fake.... I WILL come back and make your life a living hell.
... Hmph... I'll buy one, whatever is the cheapest here.
𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃@CRAZYR3DD
please please, resetti, our very very nice mole ever since the new leaf residency — not fake ! 100% legitimate . he can even give him discounts . probably around . . . 5% ? pretty big aye ? aaayeee ?
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" 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬! ~ "
𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨.
𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐅𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝
𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐦/𝐓𝐨𝐩 (𝐖𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐛.)
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Never, have, and honestly, never will.
I can just TELL somethings too good to be true here.
And yer ain't gonna get a dime outta me like this.
𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃@CRAZYR3DD
oh pfft . resetti does NOT know a thing about his trinkets or paintings or whatever, since when is he a fine appreciator of arts ? !
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I don't believe these are real...
𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃@CRAZYR3DD
the shop is OPEN ! ! ! he’s got a variety of things. trinkets, vases, and even PAINTINGS ( all are real. ) !
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// THE NOOK ACCOUNT DELETED????
WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF BRO...
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“ H-Heh.... Doubt that'd work, sounds like you just wanna see this thing more often.
You know I'm free a lot of the time now, we should do this more often, nngh~! ”
Resetti thrusted hard, forcing the rest of his member inside of Nook.
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“ O-Ooh... ~ ”
The mole placed his slightly shaky hands on Nook's shoulders before thrusting his shaft in deeper.
“ H-Heheh... What, you think people will actually listen to my advice if I wore something a bit tighter down here? ”
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Resetti's member erected fairly quickly as he focused on the other's ass.
Once it was fully erected, he poked his member against Nook's entrance.
“ Heheh, ready? ”
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Immediately the mole would smack Nook's behind, fighting back the urge to go down and eat that behind.
“ You should show this thing off more often, think you'll get more people on board with your business stuff, hehehe... ”
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“ Apologies, don't wanna make it mushy or anything...
Just been wanting to do that for a while now.
Now, get against the wall, handsome. ”
The mole reached his hand around Nook's body, lightly smacking their behind.
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The mole turned and reached over, putting his hand on Nook's shoulder.
“ Glad to hear~ ”
Resetti leaned forward, pressing his lips against Nook's, holding himself there for a second before breaking it off.
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