Rob

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

I'm not really into football, but even I can see that you probably don't want to be the government that f***ed Match Of The Day.

Tim Davie evidently having a busy day at the Ministry for Volksaufklärung! Naturalists, football pundits, who next will we discover Sunak's Tories are terrified by? My money's on those insidious political mouthpieces, children's cartoon characters theguardian.com/media/2023/mar…

Looking forward to Suella Braverman presenting Match Of The Day tomorrow. A particular focus of what happens on the right wing of each game, I imagine.

A ton of top sets and mixes are rolling out on the 117 YT page youtube.com/watch?v=UV7kqS…

The latest Tory endeavour for the swivel-eyed loon contingent. Patel, Cruddas and Campbell-Bannerman, what an advertisement! Funny how often it’s the case that, if you feel the need to include the word “Democratic” in your name, it tends to signal the opposite.

If you have a spare £10 and are willing to share, we'd really appreciate your support. 🙏 kickstarter.com/projects/jamie…

I guess BP will be spending its obscene profits on trying to whitewash the no doubt hundreds if not thousands it has knowingly given leukaemia and other illnesses. Sorry greedy BP shareholders, your blood money ain’t for you now the cat’s out the bag. bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

bbc.co.uk/news/business-… In plain language: the Tories have made this stuff up because of the ideological commitment they have to inflicting more “austerity”, aka “shaft everyone more, except the very rich”

Top tip for morons: don’t choose to move into a city or town centre, especially next to venues, and then complain about noise. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

'Rishi Sunak isn't even British!' He’s saying only white people can be British. This is the kind of ignorant, hateful, racist crap Johnson supporters come out with. By the way, Johnson was born in America.

HOW TO DEFEAT BORIS: all other parties should stand down in Uxbridge & South Ruislip at the next election, and let me take him down. That way he won't just lose, he'll lose in the way he deserves. #BinBoris

Can but hope.

Sorry, forgot both "defender of a sex offender" and "man who offered to have a journalist beaten up" in that list of Boris Johnson's known talents.

Will the crazies campaigning for morally and ethically bankrupt liar, lawbreaker, philanderer, absent father, and man still under investigation Boris Johnson claim he has 350 million backers, by any chance?

It does sound dangerous. Then again, do the Tory olds know how to "do computers" without ringing Anthony or Genevieve for help? That said, the members under 55 can briefly stop posting union flags & Boris fanfic in their Facebook groups to do it. So yeah, best to check..

Because she was Prime Minister for 6 weeks, Liz Truss will be able to claim a £115,000 annual allowance for the rest of her life. Meanwhile, 1 in 7 people in the UK are skipping meals to pay their bills.

Souvenir “fourth and final Liz Truss edition” is on shelves now - get your copy to remember her by!

Presumably at some point Boris (or more likely Carrie) is going to have to get a restraining order against Nadine.