Emery's Army

Hey @espn it’s time to drop the cornhole tourneys and show the world what they want: Wiffle Ball. Hint: start here @HometownCup

Signing off the EA Account indefinitely. Stay weird dudes.

@Matador7Smith @WarsawWhitecats @NCNewts @Coffeetime_18 We got the answer... if you don’t enforce the rules against an opponent, don’t expect that to help you if/when rules are enforced against you.

@WarsawWhitecats @NCNewts @Coffeetime_18 I wonder if he got an answer to @RPEArmy 's forfeit yesterday. Hope his phone is on hand!!! #allhappytoday

We won the Carl Coffee 3rd Place Cup this year. Carl presented it himself and he took it with him... said he needed a mug.

Punctuality continues to be our biggest enemy: jerseys just got delivered today 🤣

Congrats @maplecitymagic - cranked it today. Y’all earned it.

@OTMechanics @WooCrewWiffle Nobody’s better than Father Time. Nobody.

@RPEArmy @WooCrewWiffle Just be better

The game prior to ours ran 20 minutes past the hour. We finished against @WooCrewWiffle 30 min after the hour. Show up to final game and slappin pitches walked off claiming we forfeited. And we just received an L. Lol. Wow.

@LynnStLeps @ProblemsMookie @WLOfficial @HLHeat @OTMechanics @MWiffle @CountyLineKing2 @NCNewts @BH_Wildcards @GLGodfathers @TBBGwiffle @SD_Sluggers @CultWest @GrannysQuilt

Best of luck to all ✊🏻 @ProblemsMookie @WLOfficial @HLHeat @OTMechanics @MWiffle @CountyLineKing2 @NCNewts @BH_Wildcards @RPEArmy @GLGodfathers @TBBGwiffle @SD_Sluggers @CultWest @GrannysQuilt

@WarsawWhitecats @HometownCup

Only 5 teams have played more @HometownCup tournaments than the Whitecats... #SeekingMigley

Lineup for the cup this weekend: P - same guy who always pitches C - same guy who never goes oppo OF - same guy who can’t hit HRs OF - same guy who only hits HRs OF - the not-so-new new guy In case you’re wondering, that’s our masked lineup 😷 #SeekingMigley #DoneRight

Can we all commit to bringing extra masks to @HometownCup? Have to be ready for people who “forgot” to bring theirs.

It’s going to be important for you to read through the Health and Safety Protocols for The Championship this weekend. It’s going to be vital for you to follow them. #PlayItSafe #SeekingMigley Read more: hometowncup.com/post/covid-19-…

@Will1Austin 2nd best? Nah, 3rd. I got @WooCrewWiffle as the 2nd best behind the South Siders

On another note, how in the hell did the white Sox get eloy from the cubs for quintana😂😂😂

Cubs 2nd best team in Chicago. 🗣🗣

@realsonofapitch Almost half a rainbow... impressive!

@RPEArmy Believe it or not I have blue green and orange

Something special from Wiffle! I’ll be breaking this out Aug 1! Indiana State Wiffleball Championship

@BLTBterry @MathieuSmith94 @W_G_III Hey that’s how you run em out Mooks!!

@MathieuSmith94 @W_G_III “Mookie you’re up to bat” *Mookie trying to find what bat to use*

See you @ Tent City @MathieuSmith94

@W_G_III @MathieuSmith94 That’ll likely be you Walt, meanwhile Mooks will more along the lines of:

Shocker, another year we randomly end up playing all our games where we have least amount of visibility to the public eye. Message heard loud and clear Commish.

@CultWest @HometownCup

@HometownCup Some people around here are used to tweet promises that are still left unfulfilled.

8pm... and we’re not specifying town time or school time just in case.

Hey @HometownCup, it’s Monday.

@WMLWiffleball @National_WIFFLE Formally*

@WMLWiffleball @National_WIFFLE Any idea which Rules of Evidence will be in play? I envision lots of attempts to introduce out-of-court statements made by declarant(s) to prove the truth of the matter asserted. Formerly known as: hearsay.

Power to the people