Rake

if that’s your girl why is she going half armor to buy me a vandal

I love music I even know a few songs

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

if you are ever feeling sad and lonely, remember that you are also struggling financially and probably a little ugly and everyone lowkey thinks you’re annoying

Having a new born and never speaking around him, letting the only sounds he ever hears come from the subbed anime I'm watching until he starts speaking fluent Japanese - then making him teach me instead of sending him to school

THE CIA IS HIDING THE EXISTENCE OF GNOMES FROM THE PUBLIC

doing a line of hope

rest in peace khamenei he got hit by a bazooka yeah i think about him every time i hit the hookah kaboom kablow kaboom

how do lawyers not cry when they argue

Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk

sorry i can’t hang out today i have to wait until im perfect

I've never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

@socktickler I still have 3 hp. use cover bro

This video has utterly oneshotted me

@tiffdidwhat 2ffany

fridayyyyy

the fuck you mean minecraft

I just solved the trolley probllem. You have to stop the train like spiders man

yeah sex is cool but have you ever won 10 comp games in a row

and if you have any questions feel free to kiss me