Randy “Bullet Train” Barrett

@jack_kingoff13 @JohnDavis1472 Book store. Rookie

@JohnDavis1472 Yes

Do people shit at bars? Like deadass question #inquiry #elonmusk

Exam interview and presentation today. Crushed all three plus chest day #earnedit

Spring cleaning 🧹

I’m gonna put a fucking bullet in my head. Miller lite (several)

@dazeydukezknox Honestly a fan of angry beers been having them all week

Having angry beers atm

Not sure when last night didn’t drink was anyway #letsride

@lehkolas Bought one of these at the 22 parade except the back said bitch I’m a champion would recommend

Dude outside ball arena selling tshirts with “Nathan fucking MacKinnon” on the front and “bitch is an avalanche” on the back #need

@jimmy2beerscott That’s the plan Jimmy

@Randy_Barrett11 Guess you have to celebrate 200 the same way now

To celebrate 190 followers I’m gonna be drinking a shit ton of beer and watching hockey. I will be repeating this routine nightly for the foreseeable future #cheers

@CoachJa_SBJU Yeah coach we fucked up on that one

@Randy_Barrett11 Not to beat a dead horse but Randy, let’s start the sentence with she next time #condolences

Made out with another guy. We hadn’t been dating a month. Ball up top #lotsandlotsofbeer

@rickbcjames812 Yeah Rich probably should’ve given this a once over before just firing it off #ballstilluptop

@Randy_Barrett11 Hey Randy, this feels a bit gay, i'd workshop this one a bit more before posting next time. Sorry for your loss.

@bstevens1960 Yeah that one’s on me Bruce

@Randy_Barrett11 Let’s start with “She” next time okay

@Lunagotlocks007 Steak was on point credit where credit is dues asparagus was mid

@Randy_Barrett11 That steak and asparagus looked weak anyways

@8inchHector Control what you can onto the next play let’s go win this one

@Randy_Barrett11 Ball up top Randy

Quinton Byfield is a stupid pussy and the kings coach is a fat retard #goavsgo

@8inchHector Avs not winning

Where does this go wrong

Stars fucking suck life is good

How many years post grad is it acceptable to still have your fraternity letter in your bio? I’m thinking 3-4.

Think I’m gonna keep this broad around