Liz Russell

When your husband is late to pick you up and this is the text you get

And not a single headline reads, “Could he BE anymore dead?!”

@jakeboyslim YES GOOD

When I say "cartoon", what's the first cartoon that comes to mind? (This is helping me make decorations for a cartoon-themed party.)

@joremmons YES. Thank you!

@ReadADictionary SpongeBob. Garfield.

Me: “I’ve never had so much football on my timeline” Husband: “I’ve never had so much Taylor Swift on my ESPN”

When everyone is wearing Halloween costumes, no one is wearing Halloween costumes.

Loving everything about the incredible @selenagomez, Taylor’s bestie, talking about the idea of shedding labels while standing next to a giant golden snake in the latest episode of OMITB. COINCIDENCE?! I think not.

@Eric_Erins Absolutely agreed. That price could get them a lake view and a doorman. Now the question is, does living that close to Target and Dollar Tree make the price worth it? 😂😂

@ReadADictionary It’s a case of naked greed and speculation. Will be interesting to see if any buyer actually takes the bait. They’re fine little townhouses but you could do better at that price point. I don’t think they’re getting that asking price.

A 5 bedroom townhouse for sale in uptown? Let’s look at that price history…. redfin.com/IL/Chicago/464…

When you’ve recently swapped some household responsibilities and also asked your husband to bring you a glass of water

@theFamilyIsland C UH4L2V

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@robertloerzel THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Beaver update: I'm pretty sure there are at least two beavers in the Marovitz Golf Course pond near Montrose Harbor. It's hard to tell the scale from these images, but this one looks small. Maybe a yearling? 🦫

This is serious science. trib.al/9AiSQ72

Settling is for parking spaces not significant others.

Grabbing coffee this morning, a young man was in there with his father. The dad walked up to the counter and ordered a “bagel with all the sprinkles” the barista looked at the son, who smiled and said, “an everything bagel.” What a delightfully wholesome moment.

Hello there, just a quick note that Ms. M from Marvelous Mrs Maisel season 4 is also Michel’s mother in Gilmore Girls. She is completely booked.

A Christian Harvest Festival store called Fall Things to Fall People

@breakble_heaven Ope, time for a cry

@sportswithjohn A wonderful video with so much good stuff and yet all I can think of as it wraps is,

On the notch situation, stigma, and seeking a cause for someone else's health problems: youtu.be/qthR6dw1-HQ

Someone send help, I had the audacity to make myself a salmon lunch and now I am being circled by land sharks which had previously convinced me they were cats.