The troller troll

About to start the best women football PR the world has ever seen. So help me God!

@harrisonJNIOR US is organized. They have teams trained just for this kind of situations. Nigerian soldiers don't even have a knife that is sharp enough, lol.

The united state under President Trump went into the enemies land which is miles aways from their own country, and they rescued two of their own officers inside a strange country where everyone wants Americans dead. The Nigerian government has a dead major and hundreds of military personnel held hostage or dead by the Boko haram invaders, inside this same country, the same country that they (the military) is in control of, yet they haven’t rescued or tried to rescue any one, not even the innocent civilians not even the military. The president gives stupid speech without doing anything to fix it, and the military with dozens of dead officers, called the same terrorist who killed their officers, “their brothers”. When you see Nation that cares for its people and take pride in its people you will know it. Nigeria is a failed state

@itzchristunique Much of the demands by the family sometimes is on the guise of "let him show that he is capable of taking care of her", but most times all they do is put a financial strain on the poor man. Bride price should be as low as 100naira. You're not selling the woman!!

This man has refused any of his wife's family members to visit them. After their marriage, he stopped the wife from visiting her family or any of her family members to visit them.. According to him, they sold their daughter to him. He said the family especially her parents gave him a ridiculous demands when he was getting married to her. He spent over 7 million in total and the wife didn't say anything. He said he loves his wife and can't let go of her because of that so he paid it all and concluded they sold her to him.. The wife is thréatening to leave the marriage if he doesn't back down in his decision. So he placed a condition that the family must ask him for forgiveness or she can leave .. Me: forgiveness for what please? What will be your advice if she's your sister?

April fool ❌ April full ✅

@harrisonJNIOR You can't defeat an insane government by out insaning it. Those beasts are devilish

They can’t kill us all if we charge at them, they’ll have to reload their guns and relax their hands. Both the police that shoot at protesters and the Islamic terrorist killing Christians, other religious groups and Atheist.

This new tax fines lmao, they gonna arrest the whole Nigeria 😂

@harrisonJNIOR And then there's me that don't know any of the jokes.

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t get that TikTok marlin joke. Like Why and how is it funny? The Tony stark joke on twitter is elite btw.

@kidspy796 @UTDKara They do. It'll be chaos if there is no sanctioning. The rule of the game applies in every official game, friendly or not. In the next friendly, the player is suspended.

@UTDKara It’s a friendly game, I don’t think players gets sent off in a friendly games

Who has the video of Manuel Ugarte getting two yellow cards and still not being sent off? 😭

🚨 Garnacho speeding scandal! 💣 Alejandro Garnacho has been found guilty of speeding while rushing away from Manchester United’s training ground, just days before leaving the club. So a 'Bench' of judges found him guilty of speeding to Chelsea 'Bench' 🤣🤣🤣 Good times🤭

Cunha goes, I'm sorry 😞

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.

@Uaimoraix @TouchlineX They've tried. They should give up now and focus energy on other things

@TouchlineX If Lens truly disagrees, they should push harder instead of just acknowledging it. Postponing impacts fairness—do you agree or think they’re overreacting?

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Statement from Lens on the postponement of their game against PSG: "While expressing disagreement with the unanimous decision of the LFP Board of Directors to postpone the match against Paris Saint-Germain, RC Lens acknowledges it responsibly, reaffirms its determination to pursue its sporting objectives, and specifies that ticketing arrangements will be communicated individually by email to each supporter."

Like this tweet if you don’t want Rashford back at Man United.

@harrisonJNIOR 🤣😭😭😭😭🤣

Stealing her Atm card to buy her birthday gifts

@harrisonJNIOR You go hear say e don retire, effective immediately. But over here na norms 😭😭😭😭😭

If this was said in a civilized country, by the minister of power, he would have been fired immediately, but here we are in Nigeria smh

A stallion ❌ Seahorse ✅