Chad “The Situation” Buckley

@Longbaugh_00 this is wonderful news, Longbaugh! can’t stand when these bitches pretend like they don’t like going to town on the ole fart box. hopefully this jew i’m with realizes my worth and treats me like King Goy!

@RealChadBuckley Chad, I hear ya, brother. Circling back—This is why jewish girls are the best. They will tongue punch your fart box by the second date. Guaranteed. If they don’t, they’re not jewish girls. By date #3 she’ll be sucking sock lint from between your toes, no problem.

told a 7 i went on a date with that if she doesn’t put out by date 3, she’s not for the Chadster. told her AT A MINIMUM, Chad “The Situation” Buckley demands a solid makeout sesh and possibly some foot in mouth action. never saw her again why don’t good guys ever get the girl

@Longbaugh_00 very true, longbath

@RealChadBuckley Hi Chad. I have experience here. I’m into the White Man + jew whore lifestyle. -pregnant? No stress. They’re the best at killing kids. -I get to LARP-out in my sick as fuck Schutzstaffel uniform. My Swastika or hooked cross arm band doubles as a blindfold. Showers are fun.

girl i’ve been talking to might be jewish. am i #fucked ?

@benjamin3566 if you can get past the gremlin nose, they actually pretty chill ngl

@RealChadBuckley I think I was hooking up with a Jew broad last semester it’s chill

@KevMiller58970 her dad just offered to do my taxes🥲 #blessed

@RealChadBuckley You’re set for life just be a good goy

@iheartcamward lower middle class build

@billydeanmartin billy is in fact that #nigga

Well well well #bringitonback

@rob_pga17855 i, too, am a hater of minorities. stay safe rob!

Can we keep the blacks out of the assembly line at chipotle #hosed

@billydeanmartin looks fat. thanks -chadwick

Acquired.

emo girl hype is straight propaganda

@Temp248889 raw, tim… i’d go raw

Would yall fuck me???

@WiredForSound__ @rosetoy72545 you know only what i allow you to

Should I fuck a Jewish girl tn?

i’d rather kill myself than live in houston texas

telling girls i’m trying to fuck that i’m in law school has been more fun than actually being in law school

you’re 10 tequila soda’s in and the girl you are about to take home just asked what her name is

@Bathilde777 @0liviajulianna #ShutUpAnna #AnnaRapedMe

@RealChadBuckley @0liviajulianna

Wow such rude language! Do you also kiss your dad with those lips?

@MurrayHillGuy1 may i hold your cock for you, good sir?

I don’t understand how people get under 10K steps a day living in a city. You literally have to TRY to be lazy. Even in the suburbs you can just walk around. I haven’t had a day under 15K steps in 5+ years. What are people doing all day? And don’t use the excuse of “work”