Markenobi

They should have had me on the show more. I bet I would have saved it ok?

After 5 years, I finally advanced to master rank of carving. According to my online coach. Here’s a taste of my latest work.

New episodes on the menu ok? Pull up a chair. Sit in it ok? Put the episode on repeat ok? If you play it backwards, you will hear my commentary track.

@Flavorspace69 I hope your sleigh breaks down over Mustafar and you fall into lava. Slowly cooking your greasy ass and the local wildlife fest on your soul. Happy life day! #darksidepoint

HAPPY LIFE DAY BIT....KIDS!!!! SORRY, SANTA FRY STILL HAS TO WATCH HIS PEES AND QUEUES AROUND THE YOUNGLINGS. PEACE, LOVE, AND GREASE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT @RealMarkenobi HES BEEN A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY THIS YEAR, SO HE GETS THE SACK, THE ONE WITH TWO BOUNCING BALLS! LMAO!! #FLAVORSPACE

Congrats YouTube Rewind 2018 on hitting 3 million likes! Seems like people really love it

The paper work just came across my desk. It’s tough to find out from social media. It was a wild ride. Thanks everyone for the good times.

@BluCollarArtist @8bit_Saga @kaildeebag All lies.

@8bit_Saga @kaildeebag singing about @RealMarkenobi sitting down to pee and how he doesn't brush his teeth

Have you listened to the newest #8bitSaga episode yet? If so, tell us your favorite bits! If not, well... what are you waiting for? audioboom.com/posts/7970857-…

*Checks Contract*

Sounds like Marky is about to go on a press tour or something.

@AdpColossus @8bit_chub Mawketing.

@RealMarkenobi @8bit_chub The what?

I’m sitting in my room trying to make light saber chef knives and @8bit_chub keeps running in here and stealing my tools!

@8bit_chub IT HAPPENED ONCE OK?

@RealMarkenobi @RealMarkenobi if you wouldn't keep dropping them and letting them burn through the deck then it wouldn't be a problem. It's like a Spames Cameron movie in here!!

@AdpColossus @8bit_chub The mawketing team is still wowkin on the pwomo details. I have to actually get the pwoto type going though.

@RealMarkenobi @8bit_chub Do we get those chef's knifes if we turn in a certain amount of stickers for shopping at our local space grocery store?

@AdpColossus I sent you one personalized copy, and 200 more to hand out to friends ok?

@RealMarkenobi OH MY GOD I loved you in Space Transformers, and I get a Clem Dog every day for lunch! Can I have your autograph?

I wonder about stuff. Like do they need to kill banthas to make bantha butter? Or can you milk a bantha?

I got an amazing gift from @8bit_chub today on the ship. A notebook of myself! How did you know I wanted this!

@BluCollarArtist @8bit_Saga Working on it

@RealMarkenobi @8bit_Saga Do you ship to Canada because I'm on my second listen as my first listen was obstructed by a siding guys compressor

Bantha Butter Cookies will be offered with every listen to todays @8bit_Saga episode.

It feels just like yesterday ok?