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InGen's Defense Attorney
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InGen's Defense Attorney
@RealWSchuster
Handsome, charismatic and charming.
Upper St Clair, PA Beigetreten Ocak 2010
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@EMcG76 @VitalVegas Do the casinos tip the elderly people putting the last of their savings into those machines? No? Then they can fuck off.
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@VitalVegas Started reading the comments and wanted to throw my phone across the room. IF you don't understand it please stay home and don't come here.
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Update: Roughly 94% of the replies to this post are along the lines of "wHy wOuLD i TiP a MaCHiNE?" Related: We're all doomed.
Vital Vegas@VitalVegas
Follow-up: informed older couple from Iowa tipped zero for a $10 million jackpot, not even the $4 left on the machine after the jackpot. Cashed it out and took it with them. Do better, humans.
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We're going to need Ashcraft to ball out tomorrow night, which he very well may.
Hopefully a bump in the road, but I see a trend forming with this team and it's not good.
It is early enough they can turn that trend around, though. They need to lean on the veterans.
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@NHLFlyers Shit so good, I almost liked a Hate Tweet.
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@cycworker @AGretz Look, the Habs being fun to watch hurts me deep down inside. I hate it. But I can't deny it.
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Most of these playoff series in the first round have been amazing.
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@JoshYohe_PGH We keep an even keel. We say nothing. We do not tempt the Hockey Gods.
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@NewsWire_US Jeffries can fuck off to wherever he likes, it just can't be Washington.
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@bobgrove91 Bob, you think you can give them a little PowerPoint presentation before game 6?
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Kerfoot just took a shotgun blast to the chest and shook it off. Playoffs.
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The black Utah uniforms are quickly becoming a favorite.
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@HunterHodies @AGretz Haven't had a chance to really watch much of that series, which is disappointing.
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Montreal-Tampa Bay has been amazing.
Anaheim-Edmonton has been the captivating one for me.
Utah-Vegas is also sensational.
InGen's Defense Attorney@RealWSchuster
@AGretz Some absolutely electric series. Montreal/Tampa has been my personal favorite so far. The Habs are so much fun to watch.
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@yinzzzerr An insane talent. Pair him with anyone it doesn't matter (though he's best with Bourquey), he nails it every time.
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josh getzoff’s voice lives up to the moment, without fail, every single time. incredible
B/R Open Ice@BR_OpenIce
PENGUINS HOLD ON, WE ARE HEADING TO A GAME 6!!!! 😱😱😱
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Greg Brown: "boy, there's a shutout going. Isn't that cool? A shutout! It'd be swell to get a shutout"
The Cardinals: 2 home runs.
What an idiot.
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Mr Belvedere (1985)
Eddie Steak@EddieSteak
Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.
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@SuitWilliams Samoa Joe may be the coolest of all time.
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I have an interesting question that I'll sit on the table for everybody:
Who is the coolest act in wrestling history?
Hogan was 80s cool. There's Scott Hall and 2 Cold Scorpio for the 90s. There's a strong argument for LAX. Gimme some names.
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