Allyson Punderland

they should make being alive fun

@dairyslut_ FUCK YEAH!!! When are you coming back to visit me? (I also need to get my ass to Denver)

I see this engagement bait tweet like once a year but idgaf I have to shout out @ReallyAlly because we're going on 18 years of friendship & we've met irl twice

I was somewhere far worse, my friend: LiveJournal

cant believe i have to buy a fuckass switch2 to play pokopia <//////////////////3

You’re on SSRI’s I’m on SNRI’s we are not the same

It’s fucking awesome, you should try it

I miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day).

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

It’s so time consuming to apply and I hate how it feels on my face

Nothing tests your mental fortitude quite like spending 12 hours putting an IKEA bed frame together with your mother

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

how do blind people know when they're done wiping. it haunts me

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

We’re talking: Victorian-era British Empire, Pirates, Chuck Bass… it has everything I’ve needed

I happened to stumble upon #Sandokan and I AM HOOKED

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind

Poor Banner has a case of pancreatitis. Please send him pets and low-fat snackies

Perks of working at an animal hospital when your pet is sick: - automatic excused absence - blankies and snacks in the exam room - able to be present for all diagnostics - multiple doctors attending - free exam and x-rays - 50% discount on everything else