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The kompromat must be insane

Trump wishes he was physically fit enough to do this. Just a weak old man talking shit.

“I’m not upset I didn’t even watch it I just posted about it 20 times” is so fucking funny

@StreamerAlice @BOptimist1973 @esjesjesj Yeah, but it’s a typo. It fits with what I’m saying. It’s unintentional. Just like him bragging about acing a cognitive test. It’s funny, but he’s serious.

@RecklessSpaGoat @BOptimist1973 @esjesjesj covfefe will never not be funny.

He literally stayed up all night and this is the comeback he came up with

@BOptimist1973 @esjesjesj Trump isn’t often intentionally funny, though. I admit he’s funny, but almost in a Walter White sort of way. Him saying Biden doesn’t look great in a swimsuit is hilarious, but Trump isn’t joking. He’s serious.

@esjesjesj I hate to give Trump credit for something but (unlike Musk) he does have the ability to be actually funny sometimes.

“Court documents say that Nichols and Harkrider each brought two firearms with them on their trip, transporting them in a box that Nichols and another individual specifically constructed in the back of Nichols’ truck for the trip.” “‘Too many of us, not enough of them.’ Later, Nichols shouted, ‘Those people in the f— Capitol building are our enemy.’” “Nichols and Harkrider both wore body armor. Nichols was armed with a crowbar, and Harkrider was armed with a tactical tomahawk axe. The two then arrived at the Capitol grounds and joined a large crowd of rioters gathered in front of an arched entrance to the Lower West Terrace doors, also known as the Tunnel. This was the site of some of the most violent assaults on law enforcement officers on January 6th. Rioters at the Tunnel battled officers for hours as they attempted to storm the Capitol building.”             “At approximately 3:56 p.m., Nichols waved the crowd toward the Tunnel as both he and Harkrider pushed the crowd against the officers in synchronized movements, rocking back and forth as the crowd chanted, “Heave! Ho!” At approximately 4:01 p.m., Nichols again called for the crowd to push forward, extended his palm, and beckoned with his fingers for a large red canister of O.C. or pepper spray that was being passed through the crowd. Nichols took hold of the canister and delivered two streams of spray into the Tunnel, hitting multiple law enforcement officers.”             “Nichols then, holding his crowbar in one hand and a bullhorn in the other, shouted to other rioters, ‘Get in the building, this is your country, get in the building, we will not be told No,’ This is the second revolution. This is not a peaceful protest,” and “If you have a weapon, you need to get your weapon!” Nichols and Harkrider then exited the Capitol building at about 4:35 p.m.”            “Later that day, back at his hotel room, Nichols posted a video to Facebook, in which he stated, in part, “So, yes, I’m calling for violence! And I will be violent!” You can cry your crocodile tears all you want, traitor. You should be in prison. justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/tex…

I hate when people say “I haven’t heard anything about x” as a means to imply that nothing is happening just because THEY haven’t kept up with it.

How much do you get if a cops head dented your bat?

Elon Musk is as funny as he is intelligent (not very)

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

White people aren’t concerned with white actors playing literal black people, but let a black actor play a fictional character in a FANTASY? They go crazy.

White people getting mad a historical fantasy with cyclops and other creatures isn’t historically accurate is funny. If you applied their standard to other movies, they should be outraged over them, but they aren’t. They won’t be.

One black cast member in The Odyssey has wrecked Elon for weeks.

The same people telling you that guy is wearing a mask will also tell you he doesn’t blink in the clip, either. It’s clearly a shadow, man. I get it, everyone wants a conspiracy. They’re exciting. They’re interesting. But sometimes, there’s no there there.

This is completely staggering. Judge Perry says of the Trump admins efforts to prosecute anti-ICE protestors: “I do believe deeply in the presumption of regularity and that most government attorneys are doing the best they can to do the right thing. That trust has been broken.”

Projection, thy name is republican lol.

GTAVI is still on track for November 19th. 2026

In the middle of the lunch, Trump called RFK Jr and Dr. Oz and told them he wanted the regulation lifted. Trump’s FDA Commissioner then resigned in protest. Things like this are happening every day. RFK Jr is a total fraud.