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In an interview when someone asks you What are your strengths? it's probably best not to answer Well, my therapist says I've come a long way
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Junior from Problem Child 1&2
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Junior from Problem Child 1&2
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'Hakuna Matata' was a Disney song that meant 'Fuck it.'
Chicago, IL Beigetreten Ocak 2012
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TERRIBLE IDEAS THAT WILL BECOME YOUR REALITY: Talk therapy with ad breaks*
*Virtual AND in-person
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My favorite Wicked movie is one that not many people have heard of. Kind of a Criterion type. It starred Judy Garland (who was a cult favorite actress), and it was very old-timey, but it's pretty decent. Watch it if you can (good luck finding it).
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We need to give her back the gavel
Nancy Pelosi@SpeakerPelosi
The overnight post from the President of the United States is nothing but vile, racist filth. He should be ashamed of himself, if he were capable of shame. Taking it down is not enough. The White House must apologize for this beyond disgusting behavior.
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Op-ed's in Forbes by older white tech CEO's are like:
'Yeah...robots are not replacing us'
Here's why:
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My wife encouraging me to make an emergency therapy appointment after I spend more than one minute scrolling through my LinkedIn news feed
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Why do conspiracy theorists always blame Bill Gates as the diabolical mastermind for implant chip or vaccine collusion? You do know he was behind Outlook and Internet Explorer, right?
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If I opened a gym business it would be called "Whatever, I'll Just Workout After Dinner, Fitness"
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"Hi, I'm Blippi! And today we are in a neglected basement apartment in Chinatown buying a forged passport!! Heeheehee"
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Junior from Problem Child 1&2 retweetet
Ok men tactical formation, we’re going potty
Future Adam Curtis B-Roll@adamcurtisbroll
Border Patrol Sector Chief Greg Bovino and accompanying federal agents face verbal harassment from protesters and shoppers as they exit a Target store in St. Paul, Minnesota, following a brief restroom break, January 2026.
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Coworker: How was your Christm-
(Throws hot coffee in face)
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"Santa is broken. " - my 3 -year-old on Christmas Eve
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Junior from Problem Child 1&2 retweetet
in hindsight, it’s crazy how Bill Clinton’s big scandal was his having consensual sex with an adult
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I know this time of year brings all kinds of sickness. While I do agree that you should stay home if you are feeling sick, if you are in the proximity of an ICE agent, I recommend you spread the holiday cheer by giving them a hug. And unlike them, you don't need to wear a mask!
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@Chicago_History Steely Dan's long-awaited Aja tour. (1993)
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Name a concert you saw here.
Poplar Creek Music Theater / Hoffman Estates, IL. (1980-1994)
#ChicagoHistory ™️
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Schumer: We will let the Republicans' very famous deep shame and conscious eat away at them
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Schumer: "If they don't release the Epstein documents, there's gonna be such an outcry from one end of America to the other that I think they'll be forced to do it"
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@Grifeweizen I don't understand people that like this guy. Aren't there enough loudmouth Boston assholes? He's just one of many.
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@burtgurney You start to understand why his mom chose drugs over him.
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This guy's in-laws came to the US from India to pursue advanced degrees under that generation's equivalent to the H-1B program. Truly sickening that he now performatively criticizes other participants and, by proxy, his own wife's parents.
JD Vance@JDVance
You might try hiring Americans.
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