Jared Hiller

Fuck it, @AlbertBrooks fancam

Genuinely missing the month I had diarrhea. You really don’t know what you got till it’s gone

@_booboo_doodoo Situation is ongoing

@RedHiller midlife crisis

Considering taking myself seriously

I don’t know how to explain this but a lot of the 90’s was what if you could fuck a cartoon

DJ Windows Media Player

I spent NYE with an aunt and niece I met on the dancefloor

Resorting to posting on twitter is a very accurate barometer of when I am depressed

Please don’t make me go alone to ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ at Metrograph tonight

A guy walked up to me in the movie theater lobby and asked if I “know where Bob Dylan is?”

Jennifer Jason Leigh in the Hudsucker Proxy

Just found out Kat Dennings is married to Andrew W.K. and I’ve never wanted to be a third more in my life

Had a hot pipe bed side in my first nyc apt. Would wake up hollering. I never did anything about it. I was 22 years old

Singing the chorus to ‘Big Time Sensuality’ in the Bob Dylan voice

Guy checking his ig stories infront of the DJ booth

‘Little Women” passes the reverse Bechdel test

A Street Cat Named Desire

@coolingpie Hard agree

The only earned wisdom I can offer the world is that if you’re writing a song and you think an idea is “cheesy”…lean into it. It’s definitely your best idea.

Sending the most heartfelt, romantic texts of my life from the Penn Station shake shack

nobody is telling men they’re losers and that’s the problem