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Stop yapping on X and come trade on Ascend 🔥

🚨 NEW MARKET ALERT: 2026 FIFA World Cup Winner @FIFAcom x @MidnightNtwrk x @AscendPerps 🔥 Which country would you long with 100x leverage? Spain 🇪🇸 Argentina 🇦🇷 Brazil 🇧🇷 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 France 🇫🇷

Onboarding new users to Cardano happens through experiences like Music Video Fest! MVF turns artists into distribution and their fans into participants, leveraging infra we built to deliver a seamless, frictionless experience. This is how Cardano reaches new people 🔥

If builder posts like this garnered the same attention as drama posts, we'd be much further ahead 🫨

@Ascend_Uzi @AscendPerps 😂😂

@RefreshedPixel @AscendPerps No processed carbs ❌

Can we monetize arguments within Cardano? Asking for a friend @AscendPerps

🚨 MASUMI PARTNERSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT! The first Midnight trading agent is now live on @MasumiNetwork Agents can plug in, executes trades and interact with Ascend markets instantly. The future of DeFi is agent-driven, we're making sure Midnight is ready.

Random 3am thoughts... Being in the trenches for so long I never realized how humbling building something of your own would be All the founders out there know what I’m talking about It’s really hard but I am loving every minute of it and I’m pretty sure I am now obsessed. The team you surround yourself with makes or breaks you. Grateful to have @samjefree beside me knowing how to turn my ideas into something meaningful. Our testnet has been running for a week now and the momentum has been insane. 30,000 transactions done by people onboarding to Midnight from almost every major ecosystem: ETH, SOL, BNB, Hyperliquid, etc Not to sound sappy but randomly feeling grateful for this journey so far in the middle of the night 🤣 I came from the trenches and now I’m going to deliver one of the most insane trading experiences in all of crypto. Midnight DeFi is loading. We have a lot of things in the pipeline and I cannot wait to see where we take this. We're either gonna win or die trying. Time to Ascend mfers!

@cNFTfART Nice one!!

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oh, “april fools”? what if i told you i have a gun.

@MinswapIntern Sounds like something someone would say on April Fool’s 🧐

🚨 WARNING CRYPTO HOLDERS! APRIL FOOLS DAY IS TODAY. BEWARE OF FAKE CRYPTO ANNOUNCEMENTS!

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ASCEND TESTNET IS LIVE WITH $10K TRADING COMPETITION! 💰 testnet.ascend.market Multichain from Day 1, we're live on EVM, SOL, Midnight & Cardano. Ascend brings Midnight-based ZK-settled trades for instant speed & security. Cardano now has prediction perps 🔥

BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE VALIDATES CARDANO AS SECOND-MOST QUANTUM-READY BLOCKCHAIN 😱😱😱 Tech titan Google ranks $ADA as the #2 quantum-ready blockchain, spotlighting its advanced defenses against future quantum threats. This positions Cardano as a top contender for institutional trust in a rapidly evolving crypto landscape.

🚨 BREAKING: Satoshi just transferred 20 BTC to Midnight mainnet! Rumor has it he heard @AscendPerps is the only place you can trade private prediction perps with up to 1001x leverage 😳

@AscendPerps has integrated Bodega 🔥 Thank you & Keep on the good work guys!!

Excited to announce we've integrated @BodegaCardano Trade Bodega markets on Ascend, with leverage! 🔥 Live Markets: → Will @snek reach 200M MC by end of 2026 → Crude OIL closes above $100 on May 1, 2026 Midnight DeFi rises!

@warnerbros preparing for their next Willy Wonka film. Kit Kat River flowing down a mountain.

🚨 MIDNIGHT MAINNET IS LIVE 🚨 Zero Knowledge. Selective Disclosure. Privacy. Provable. $NIGHT is redefining crypto. The future of blockchain is here 🚀🌗

BREAKING: The Genesis block of Midnight has been minted! Block Hash: 1941ca8e2bb88146c14dea084d3be7eb6e96ca7135429c543848b628124f2854 A new era in rational privacy begins Congratulations to all 🕛 @MidnightNtwrk @midnightfdn @IOGroup @IOHK_Charles