Remy 🇺🇦 🏄‍♂️ 🐤

Dear scammers, dming me is kinda fun for me to be fair. We place bets on how long before you screw up your script. The number of times we hear certain lines is Twitter dm bingo. I frequently win. But please, try some new lines. Even I’m getting bored now.

#LFC 🔴 🚨 Liverpool will lose a lot of trust from the fans if Arne Slot is still our Head Coach come July 1st.

@Dussyme @klassic_prasant Make your mind up. At least 2 people said that, and you said no.

@klassic_prasant Yeah you are right

how many birds are there? It's not 9...

@Dussyme @IfearonlyNature @Maryambutt56_ Learn to count. It’s 18. The original post of this was 18 as well.

@IfearonlyNature @Maryambutt56_ No

@KayLFC05_ Konate. I don’t care who for. He’s a liability.

My team for the PSG miracle. Nothing to lose. What would you change?

@scouse_allieLFC Yes. No doubt about it.

Question. If Klopp had stayed one more season, do you think he would have won the league that Slot won?

The breakfasts are not free. They are paid for by taxes - mostly on parents who feed their own kids. Most of these 10,000 children would have had a perfectly healthy breakfast at home without these clubs. This isn't about helping the poorest kids, it's the state taking over the basic job of parenting.

@noravibes_ 11, assuming a square counts as a rectangle

How many rectangles are there?

I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.

@WinsLFC Phil neal, Steve heighway, let’s be serious , different strokes etc, today v past never really works

Liverpool All Time XI 😳 Any changes???

10th April 2026 06.16

With these pictures showing the bond we shared, I almost felt I could get away with saying nothing about you leaving. It’s been an honour to be your teammate and your friend. You’ve won it all and you leave as a legend. I’m sure we will meet again.

@bunsenbernerbmd Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to Kris! Brilliant teacher, wonderful mom (to humans and pets), and the most kind and compassionate person we know!

Hearing opinions that elderly with houses that are near a million pounds should be made to sell , and why should they have state pensions etc I find this really unpalatable I have someone in my family with a home that's not a million but would be deemed an expensive home by many But it's been in her family for generations She's worked all her life and never taken a penny from the state She's mid 70s She's just over the state pension - by a few grand . Which she's taxed on. So lives on circa 14k She just about manages . No cleaner. No updated carpets. Etc And she's earned her state pension. Why should she be forced to sell? Her home is very old and has increased in value. And it's her home . We live in a society where everything is so expensive . Where more is given to those that don't And people are envious of those with something to show Our culture is so Topsy turvy Success should be celebrated Hard work should be celebrated And our elderly respected And people should live within their means and only have kids they can afford And if we don't let millions of people into the U.K., we wouldn't have a housing shortage And if we didn't have a welfare state that was so absurd And had a Gov that was responsible in managing the county's finances And used our resources properly There'd be plenty of money to go around

@lfc_fede At this point I’d take Postman Pat until the end of the season

Steven Gerrard as interim manager until the end of the season, who says no?

Happy Easter everyone

Igor Tudor leaves Spurs with 1 point out of a possible 15 in the Premier League. Who gave him the one point? Ah, of course.

It has gone RIGHT back into freezing winter! What does that mean for…. During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen!

I still haven’t come across an image which captures the problem in Birmingham more perfectly than this one.

@MarriedHon A B is a bull

99% people fail Whose cow's head is it?